Quotes added on Wednesday, August 21 2013

DumbRedhead
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August 21, 2013 2:33am UTC

So hi Witty I just wanted to give you a formal goodbye and I love you all < 3

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BlackButterflies
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August 21, 2013 2:44am UTC

do you ever hand a test in and suddenly realise exactly what you did wrong and everything makes sense and you look back on the answers you wrote with this overwhelming sense of embarrassment and you wish you could tackle the paper out of the teacher's hands and change your answers?
same.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PowerTumbler411
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August 21, 2013 3:00am UTC

♥ Like Katniss and Gale; we were made for each other, but not meant to be together♥

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dunner*
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August 21, 2013 3:08am UTC

When we watch a movie in class majority of the guys go to the front of the room lie down on the carpeted floor and cuddle.... Is this normal or?

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dunner*
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August 21, 2013 3:14am UTC

Debbie Downer (noun): one who constantly kills the joy that was once evident in a room or a conversation
Synonyms: a b*tch version of a dementor

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thatgirlnobodysees
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August 21, 2013 3:20am UTC

You really should act older than your shoe size darling

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*tripsoverfridge*
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August 21, 2013 3:24am UTC

Friend: Maybe if you go to dance classes you might find One Direction?
Louis Tomlinson: Lol
Liam Payne: Lol
Harry Styles: Lol
Zayn Malik: Lol
Niall Horan: Lol
Kevin: Lol
Terrrrrrence: Lol
Jimmy: Lol
Me: YOU FU.CKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

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PopularSong
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August 21, 2013 3:26am UTC

Talking about me behind my back?
that means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

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inlovewithfinnharries
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August 21, 2013 3:39am UTC

a duck walks into a shop and asks for some grapes, the shop keeper says he doesn't have any.
the duck comes in an hour later "have you got any grapes ?" "no" says the shop keeper slightly angrily.
the duck comes in for the 3rd time 5min later. "have you got any grapes ?"
"no no and for the last time NO we dont have any FU*KING GRAPES and if you come in here asking for grapes again i'll
rip youre fu*king DI*K off and staple the FUC*ER to the FU*KING ceiling you stupid MUPPET CU*T fuc*!!!
siad the shop keeper
the duck comes in 10min later and asks "have you got any staples" "no" said the shop keeper
have you got any grapes ?
- have a lovely evening .

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staying_true_to_myself
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August 21, 2013 3:45am UTC

You're one of the things I cant live without. .

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Breeze
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August 21, 2013 3:46am UTC

some people think it's fun to mess around with me.
i would like to disagree.

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DarkAngelDreamer
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August 21, 2013 3:47am UTC

we're young
we don't need a boy to
love, hold, and kiss. we won't always
be able to relax and be kids, but
we'll always be able to love. so i'm
gonna get out there and liven up
this world, leave my mark, make a
difference, because in 5 years, we will
want to rewind, but won't be able to.
so stop worrying about that boy,
now is the time of our lives, lets
make mistakes and not care and
memories that will never fade. live
it up and live it crazy. we are only
young once, let's screw this up right.
drop the drama, screw the calories,
and never question your actions.
see ya later boy;;
i have history to make.

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zeel7
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August 21, 2013 3:55am UTC

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me.

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SecretLife96
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August 21, 2013 3:55am UTC

Hey guys,
So this may not mean anything to you, but I think I am going to quit cheer tomorrow. I know this may seem like nothing, but being on cheer almost made me feel wanted...almost. Last year, I was on Varsity and this year I am not. I am not with my friends and am a junior on a jv team. The only junior. I feel like I am not good enough and I know it's all about working hard and stuff, but right now I don't think it's worth it. I am literally crying over this right now and I really need some guidance. Help a fellow wittian out?
Love,
Ali

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elisegoodchild
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August 21, 2013 3:56am UTC

Im actually so awkward i will talk to myself when im alone....
#foreveralone #truestory

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Bambi10
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August 21, 2013 3:58am UTC

Does anyone else watch fake reality TV shows
and laugh as their IQ slowly drops?

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