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Quotes added on Friday, July 26 2013


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Silence_Is_Golden* Silence_Is_Golden*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:38am UTC
    Kay so there's this girl named Tara at my school and like a year ago she was bullying me. To cheer me up, my family changed the song Paradise to Tara-dies and they started singing it around the house. Every time she was mean to me I would start humming it and would feel better. Every time since then that I've heard Paradise I kill myself laughing and think of that poor girl whose name happens to rhyme with Para

  3. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:39am UTC
    it's still so strange, calling you my
    Boyfriend
    ~19-7-13~
    <3


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  5. CheeseCake CheeseCake
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:41am UTC
    So... I met this girl at summer school
    who had this really awesome British accent.
    Then, when I went to her house I
    noticed that her parents weren't
    British, which I thought was kind of weird.
    So, I decided to ask where she
    got her accent from.
    They then told me that
    they had faked British accents for
    the first 10 years of her life so that
    they could have a daughter with a British accent.


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  7. TypicalTeen TypicalTeen
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:48am UTC
    I guess being honest just isn't good anymore.. I tell him one little thing and 3 days later he has a girlfriend. Like WTF??!! I know he was leading me on and her. He isn't even dating the other girl. He's back with ex. I know one thing me and that boy are DONE!! FOR GOOD! Can't trust people these days.

  8. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:49am UTC
    There is always that one person,
    you regret telling anything to.
    Ever.

  9. Jonathan119 Jonathan119
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:50am UTC
    A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
    Bill Cosby

  10. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:53am UTC
    I wish I still had all the cute little messages you sent me.

  11. gulnuravanxox gulnuravanxox
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:56am UTC
    DEAR DIARY,
    IM NOT A BELIEVER.
    PEOPLE ARE BORN, THEY GROW OLD AND THEN THEY DIE, THATS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. THERES NO MAGIC, NO MYSTICISM, NO IMMORTALITY. THERE IS NOTHING THAT DEFIES RATIONAL THOUGHT. PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE AND NOT LIE AND HIDE THEIR TRUE SELVES. ITS NOT POSSIBLE. I'M NOT A BELIEVER. I CANT BE. BUT HOW CAN I DENY WHATS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME ? SOMEONE WHO NEVER GROWS OLD. NEVER GETS HURT. SOMEONE WHO CHANGES IN WAYS THAT CANT BE EXPLAINED. GIRLS BITTEN. BODIES DRAINED OF BLOOD.

  12. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:57am UTC
    Boy: You sound like a guy.
    Me: Are you hanging around guys who have girl voices then?

  13. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:57am UTC
    Me:I lov you like a pillow
    Andrew:Actually you love Joel like a pillow
    Me:Actually, I love my pillow like Joel

  14. DatHotDude DatHotDude
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:58am UTC
    Tori10176 is a h/oe bag

  15. StarsUponTheLorax StarsUponTheLorax
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:00am UTC
    Writing a story is much like giving birth.
    First the idea wells up inside of you, the plot kicking with purpose until it's time to deliver. Each chapter is just another painful contraction and you'll curse and cry the whole way through, screaming out profanities to your loved ones until finally it's all over and a smile breaks out because this little book has ten fingers and toes and it is all yours.

  16. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:04am UTC
    Me:*Holds out three dog treats for my dog to choose from*
    *Dog takes all three*
    Me: A girl after my own heart!

  17. kiaraashford kiaraashford
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:07am UTC
    AH who needs love when we have the internet?

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:08am UTC
    White people:Ughh asians
    Asian people:Ughh white people
    Me:Ughh Australian people
    I have nothing against australians you guys are awesome

  19. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:08am UTC
    You Stole My Smile
    Prologue
    ''You said we we're honest to eachother,'' Rein weakly whispered with the tears willing to come out. After finding her supposedly boyfriend cheating on her with another one of her friends, she couldn't help but feel ashamed for falling for someone who clearly read player on his forehead. She knew that she was going to get hurt, but still trusted him. The affection she received from him felt real, felt as if the love was powerful. However, it was all fake, ''You said I could trust y...''
    ''Rein, I'm sorry. It was a mistake, I didn't mean to do it. It didn't mean anything to me, I promise.'' He panicked, trying to approach closer to her but she recoiled, stumbling backwards, but kept her balance. Her face read a powerful emotion of hurt and he struggled to breath, feeling pain into his heart. He couldn't believe he had done that because of a silly mistake he made.
    ''Your promises don't mean anything to me anymore.'' He spotted a tear scrolling down her cheek before she turned around and ran, ran as fast as she could to get away from him. ''Rein!'' He shouted through the thick air however, his echoes we're left to wonder in the sky as her foot steps were getting further and further.

  20. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:08am UTC
    If i was beautiful everything would be easier

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