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Quotes added on Thursday, July 18 2013

  1. Almich Almich
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:32am UTC
    Estar en el examen de historia y pensar...
    ¿En que calle voy a vender chupetines?
    Yo pensaba vender en las esquinas de los edificios municipales e.e

  2. kaittrose kaittrose
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:32am UTC
    getting to see you tonight was just what I needed (:

  3. Antigoddess* Antigoddess*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:33am UTC
    I hate the fact that I'm still breathing...

  4. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:33am UTC
    i woke up at 2 am
    to my 5 year old sister subconscious
    and having a nightmare at the same time
    trying to steal my blanket from my bed
    and when i told her to let go she said
    "No you let go its my blanket"
    It was a very crazy night

  5. Swagger9851IsAFake Swagger9851IsAFake
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:33am UTC
    Attention everyone!! Swagger9851 is a bad person. She steals pictures of innocent people and also copies profile and quote layouts and pretends to make them hers.. Beware and dint use her formats!!

  6. ThatAlexGuy ThatAlexGuy
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:34am UTC
    Having self-confidence doesn't mean that you're conceited.
    It means that you think realistically.

  7. KLP825 KLP825
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:34am UTC
    The other day I saw a picture of the lady with the fastest internet connection and I thought, why doesn't Steve have the fastest internet connection?

  8. Almich Almich
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:35am UTC
    ¿¿Alguien no tendria que estar haciendo su tarea??
    Alguien tendria que estar durmiendo
    alguien tendria que hacer algo productivo
    ¿Alguien calla a esta loca?
    Fuuuuck yeah

  9. instance77 instance77
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:36am UTC
    I just became a Sherlockian.
    This is really, really bad.

  10. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:36am UTC
    times not healing anything.
    </3

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Everyday I'm
    Turtling

  12. TacoLuver TacoLuver
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Hush little baby,
    don't you cry,
    don't cut your arms,
    don't say goodbye.
    Put down that razor,
    put down that light,
    it might be hard,
    but you'll win this fight.
    <3

  13. sophh_sophh sophh_sophh
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:38am UTC
    It's sad that all we do is compare ourselves to the people we think he should be with.

  14. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:38am UTC
    seriously ice cream is great
    like it's so gosh darn delicious
    and it's really appealing to the eyes
    like i've seen ice cream that looked
    better than me and you know what
    i don't mind
    nope
    (don't fret i'm deleting this soon idk)

  15. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Friend: What are you doing?
    Me: Watching YouTube videos.
    Friend: Samisnotonfire?
    Me: Omg, please stab me repeatedly in the face.

  16. KLP825 KLP825
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:41am UTC
    The other day I saw a picture of the lady with the fastest internet connection and I thought, why doesn't Steve have the fastest internet connection?

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Once a dork
    Always a dork
    Foreve a-dork

  18. Almich Almich
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:42am UTC
    Hagamos un juego,lean tres cotizaciones de abajo!
    Lean la 4° palabra de cada uno y comentenlo en mi cotizacion eaeaeaea Ah ._./

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:47am UTC
    I remember when I was in 5th grade
    and I used to want to be a hippie
    so I used to say
    "Far out man."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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