Quotes added on Thursday, June 13 2013

capsized*
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June 13, 2013 2:35am UTC

everyone's so
FULL OF SH×T
born and
raised by
h y p o c r i t e s.

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:40am UTC

Me: Mothers are really kind and caring, they'll advise you, support you and they'll lend a shoulder to be there for you. They're not that bad.
Me: Until you f.uck up a chore.
Me: That's when they turn into these bat-shít crazy demons that come from the deepest parts of hëll...
mq

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*Yours Truly*
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June 13, 2013 2:42am UTC

Me: We have matching rings,.
Cleverbot: Oh my god! We are soul mates!
Me: Oh my god! We are! Can we get married on the moon?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want, honey.

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_Kajsa_
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:46am UTC

I didn't choose
the anti-social life
the anti-social life choose me .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lost_in_the_music
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:53am UTC

what is the point in auto correct i mean most of the time when i actually need it to correct my words it doesnt and when i dont need it to correct my words it changes blondish to blind fish

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amyrox101
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June 13, 2013 2:53am UTC

The Walmart Game:
You can only buy three items. Which items will you buy to freak the cashier out the most?

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:58am UTC

So, I just made an ask.fm
http://ask.fm/sjonasx
somebody ask me stuff?

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angelcharms
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June 13, 2013 3:27am UTC

i am really fed up with my life..i mean i live in India..and the study system in here sucks! ..i want you guys to help me out a little here? you see ..after we complete our high school (12th grade) ...we have to give these really tough all India comepetitve exams to get into government colleges ..like IIT..NIT etc! and IIT is like the best engineering college according to everyone..which sucks..coz i dont think it is! ..so my parents are pretty much forcing me to compete for IIT .and join coaching classes for it ! ..now my problem is ..first..i dont want to get into iit..coz over 800 hundred thousand people compete for it every year and only 10 thousand get selected..and i dont think i am that intelligent! second..its like really tough..so you need like 2 yrs to prepare for it..and you need to study like 10-12 hrs everyday..and the tuition that i would go to will give me an assignment of 50 questions everyday and it lasts for like 3 hrs! so 6 hrs of school..10 hrs of studying and 3 hrs of tuition -= 19 hrs everyday ..and on top of that i wont be ..or i cant use internet..no movies..no music..no tv..no nothing! i have to shun everything I CANT DO THIS GUYS! please tell me what i should do?
...i want to give the SATs and then i want to get into my dream college ..UCLA! ..but no one will listen to me ..:(

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Julia1999
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June 13, 2013 3:50am UTC

I won't let you close enough to hurt me
Adele - Turning Tables <3

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:07am UTC

So let's toast to the good life;
just let go and free your mind.
Let the beat be your lifeline;
make it feel like the first time.
Please don't remove this!

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theinfinitejar
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:07am UTC

Does anyone still laugh when someone farts in the middle of class?

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Steve*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:30am UTC

Turning off the light downstairs
and running upstairs quickly
so no one kills you..

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Vanessa15*
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June 13, 2013 4:31am UTC

That moment when 20 songs are stuck in your head at the same time..

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theinfinitejar
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June 13, 2013 4:31am UTC

Why Everyone Hates Mosquitoes
My parents: Oh no! We forgot to pack mosquito repellent for when you go to China!
Me: It's okay. I'll just let the mosquitoes bite me.
Me: How bad can it be?
Me: *flies to China*
Me: *goes to grandma's house*
Me: *gets ten mosquito bites*
Me: They're not that itchy.
Me: *gets fifteen mosquito bites*
Me: They're fine as long as I don't scratch them. *scratches one until it leaves a hole in my finger*
Me: *gets twenty mosquito bites*
Me: Must stop scratching. *scratches mosquito bites until they bleed*
Me: *gets twenty-five mosquito bites*.
Me: *starts slapping myself to stop scratching*
Me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and hears a mosquito buzzing next to my ear*
Me: AAAGH!
Me: *pulls covers over my face*
Mosquito: Oh no you don't.
Mosquito: *flies in through the gaps*
Mosquito: *bites my forehead*
Mosquito: *bites my cheeks*
Mosquito: *bites my chin*
Me: *slaps own face to kill mosquito*
Me: *misses epically*
Mosquito: *buzzes annoyingly away*
Me: *runs downstairs to get the electric mosquito swatter*
Me: *lays awake trying to electrocute mosquito*
Mosquito: *buzzes next to my face*
Me: *violently swings mosquito swatter around*
Me: *hits self*
Me: Oww.........
Me: *sees mosquito*
Me: *swings mosquito swatter*
Mosquito: *gets electrocuted and dies*
Me: GOTCHA
Me: *lays down again*
Me: *hears another mosquito*
Me: Why.
The Next Morning
My Grandma: Don't scratch your forehead. You have really big pimples.
Me: They're mosquito bites.
My Grandma:
My Grandma: Oh.
Another true story.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:33am UTC

Am i the only one who thinks sloths are scary?

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