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Quotes added on Friday, April 26 2013

  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:51am UTC
    An expert is a man who has
    made all the mistakes which
    can be made, in a narrow
    field.
    Niels Bohr
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  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:53am UTC
    Her: My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where bälls fly at my face.
    Me: Well there goes your social life.

  4. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:54am UTC
    Never gonna let you go...
    Chapter 1
    Flashback: Suzan, 17. Parents in Sydney and sister, Arielle (20 years) was into drugs and boys and late-nights and is rarely home. Suzan's best friends are Evan and Brianna. Living in Chicago.
    "You know love doesn't mean anything to me!" I squealed. "It soon will..." He muttered. "What?" I asked. "Nothing..." Ha, he think I didn't hear but unfortunately (for him) I did.
    "I will not!" I screamed and hit Evan with a cushion. He hit me back. There goes a pillow cushion fight. I shot one at him really hard but he ducked, damn he's sporty.
    "Aww come at me. You can't even aim a damn cushion," My cheeks flushed with embarassment. How could he say that? I'll show him how good I am. I made the 'puppy-dog' face and slowly lifted a cushion and threw it at him. Ha, it hit him right on his face.
    "Ow!" He cried. I think it hurt him... "I'm sorry I really didn't mean to-" I went up to him and took his hand off his face and I saw the smirk on his face. "Whaaaa-" He tackled me to the floor before I could complete my sentence.
    "Who's the stronger one now baby?" He teased. "uhhh get off my I'm dying!" I couldn't think of anything else. "Fine," "Hey should I make breakfast for you today?" Evan asked me. It was almost 9. I was a bit surprised by his question "You cook?" I asked.
    "Who do you think cooks for me?" His parents too were really busy with their work and never had time to come home, just like mine. I really wonder for whom do our parents work so much if they don't even have time for us? Well, we're really used to it now and better off without thinking about it. Both of us are rich anyway so it doesn't really matter. "I'm sorry," I said after a long moment of silence. "It's alright bestie" and he gave me a peck on my forehead.
    He got up to make pancakes for us. We sat on the dining table, opposite each other.
    I was done eating. I looked up at Evan and caught him smiling at me. "Um.." I said to break the silence. "Yeah, are you done?" He asked.
    "Yeah..." After we were done with the dishes and everything else, we decided to watch a movie, it was just morning but quite boring as it was snowing outside so we couldn't do anything else. "I hate this weather," both of us said on the same time. We cracked up. We were the craziest best friends at times, he looked cute with his brown-ish hair, godly eyes, amazing body and perfection but I never thought of him more than a best friend, we were good enough like this.
    I rested my head on his shoulder while watching the movie, we were really comfortable on the couch when someone knocked the door and came in. I guessed it was Arielle but it was Brianna. "Oops, I'm sorry to disturb you guys," she said even before she knew what was happening.
    "You little perv" Evan said. "What are you doing here, I mean it's snowing so how did you come all the way up here?" I asked. Brianna lived about 2 blocks away from me. "Suzan I've really gotta tell you something about Seth," She said.
    Seth was her boyfriend, I wondered what she had to tell us for what she couldn't call me up. "Yeah?" I patted on the spot next to me on the couch and she settled there.
    "Well... I really... don't know how to say this.. " I saw a tear in her eye. "What's wrong, tell us."
    "We broke up."
    *****
    Author's Note: Yeah this one sucks too. I'm kinda running out of ideas (yep, it's just the start) and well I'm really sorry it's too short I'm kinda in a hurry soooo I promise there's so much better to come!
    By the way, I do notify.

  5. bubblebubblepop bubblebubblepop
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:55am UTC
    50 SHADES OF GREY IS BECOMING A MOVIE........
    OMFG.

  6. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:05am UTC
    i found you, i found you, i found you, i found you, i found you, i found you, and i'm so happy i could cry forever :)

  7. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:36am UTC
    Why does it feel so good
    but, hurt so bad?

  8. gradeeightlittlebird gradeeightlittlebird
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:38am UTC
    That's why you and I ended over U.N.I
    And I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied
    You and I ended over U.N.I
    And I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied.

  9. itskattysantos itskattysantos
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:46am UTC
    +

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:49am UTC
    Dear sidewalk, please get wider, sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded
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  11. sunset48 sunset48
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:51am UTC
    School
    It's the place where "I have gum"
    Is equivilent to "I have gun"

  12. sunset48 sunset48
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:54am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you miss a high five

  13. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 3:02am UTC
    »Thats the problem,
    I will never be good enough for you.«

  14. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 3:02am UTC
    That moment
    when you catch yourself smiling while thinking about that someone.

  15. AwkwardnessIsAwesome* AwkwardnessIsAwesome*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 3:08am UTC
    When you can talk about random crap with him. :)

  16. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 3:12am UTC
    You can do this. Just walk up to him and say it, theyre just words forming a simple question.
    "*walks up to crush* I uh..." You begin to stutter under his gaze. "hey.." then you walk away.
    You can't do this...

  17. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 3:54am UTC
    Scariest thing ever!
    *turns light in room off*
    *lies down in bed*
    *poster falls of wall*
    D:

  18. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:31am UTC
    The right guy
    isn't going to say the right things all the time
    and he's not going to be the
    perfect guitar player or singer.

  19. teddybearhugz teddybearhugz
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:34am UTC
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  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:34am UTC
    There's always a reason behind
    a person's "just wondering".

:)

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