Quotes added on Monday, December 3 2012

alexthebabe
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:24am UTC

From the moment
we started talking,
i knew that i wanted
you around.

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cheezbunni541
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:27am UTC

Hey I'm Stephanie and im new to witty (:

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FancyBitches
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:29am UTC

Boss Bi/tch Tip # 1256:
Don't ever come
second in a guys life
knowing you can be first
in someone else's

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marchey
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:30am UTC

Some people daydream about kissing the guy they like, making out, even making love.
Me?
I daydream about holding his hand. Just sitting on a park bench, holding his hand while talking. It doesn't seem like anything special,
but to me, it would
mean the world. <3

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Avril1212
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:35am UTC

I JUST LOVE
THE TASTE
OF
ORANGEJUICE
AND
TOOTHPASTE
SAID NO ONE.
EVER.

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:36am UTC

When your friend favorites her own quote to make it seem like she's not that much of a loser
and you're just like,
*sigh*...

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EverybodyyOYDU
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:36am UTC

._.
That thrilling moment when your home alone and your not scared. And then somebody walks down the street and your like OMG WHAT IF THEY COME IN AND KILL ME -hyperventilates- And its just a little old lady. Way cool bro.

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kelly*
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:43am UTC

Little Mix: Don't let what they say, keep you up at night
One Direction: I want to stay up all night

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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EverybodyyOYDU
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:46am UTC

I
LOVE
PIE.
(Oh and WorldPeace)

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softballlover45
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:47am UTC

I would have never known that i would fall in love with you. <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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EverybodyyOYDU
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:48am UTC

HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE IF LOVES YOU:
They ignore you completely,Date some other person just to break your heart,Stomp on your heart,break it into two. then glue it back together with stickytape!

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eConfused
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:50am UTC

kissing test♥
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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Gumball
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:50am UTC

taylor swift songs
give me goosebumps,
i dont know why
nmf.

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EverybodyyOYDU
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:51am UTC

MyCrush: Hey. Can i borrow a pencil.
Me:Yeah totally .-gives pencil-
Crush: Thanks. -walks away-
Me:-secretly thinking inside:HELIKESMEWEAREGONNAGETMARRIED!-
._.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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EverybodyyOYDU
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:55am UTC

NUMBER 1 REASON WHY IM SO GANGSTUHH:
Cuz i play tag with my invisible friend Jerry.
Lets face it. YOU ARE ALL JELLY ;)

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artistekathy
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 12:57am UTC

Procrastination
gets me everytime

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