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EverybodyyOYDU

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Member Since: 15 Nov 2012 05:23pm

Last Seen: 5 Dec 2012 04:14pm

Location: Auckland N.Z

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1. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   YOLO:
   You only live once
   Me:
   Unless your a cat! :D
   ~heartofgold
   
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2. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 4:49pm UTC
   ImNotWerid.
   ImLimitedEdition.
   
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3. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2012 12:23am UTC
   Me to my gym teacher: Can you blow my whistle baby? ;)
   Gym teacher: Ashley get back to running.
   My friends; -dying of laughter-
   
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4. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 12:55am UTC
   NUMBER 1 REASON WHY IM SO GANGSTUHH:
   Cuz i play tag with my invisible friend Jerry.
   Lets face it. YOU ARE ALL JELLY ;)
   
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5. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 12:51am UTC
   MyCrush: Hey. Can i borrow a pencil.
   Me:Yeah totally .-gives pencil-
   Crush: Thanks. -walks away-
   Me:-secretly thinking inside:HELIKESMEWEAREGONNAGETMARRIED!-
   ._.
   
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6. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 12:48am UTC
   HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE IF LOVES YOU:
   They ignore you completely,Date some other person just to break your heart,Stomp on your heart,break it into two. then glue it back together with stickytape!
   
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7. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 12:46am UTC
   I
   LOVE
   PIE.
   (Oh and WorldPeace)
   
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8. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 12:36am UTC
   ._.
   That thrilling moment when your home alone and your not scared. And then somebody walks down the street and your like OMG WHAT IF THEY COME IN AND KILL ME -hyperventilates- And its just a little old lady. Way cool bro.
   
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9. EverybodyyOYDU
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 12:21am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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10. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Me:-noms on cookie-
    Hot dude: Where'd you get that?
    Me:My pocket.
    Hot dude-Can i have some :D
    Me: -thinks really hard.- NO.
    Hot dude: Fine. Then you cant see me naked anymore.
    Me:Fine by me. -noms on cookie-
    Hot dude: -walks away-
    *5 minutes later*
    me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    
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11. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I hate how when you go into a changing room at the mall. And in the mirror you look SEXAYYY. But when you get home you just look deformed ._.
    
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12. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    Teacher: ALL RIGHT CLASS. Tidy up the classrooom. You have 2 minutes.
    Me to my friends: CLEAN MY MINIONS!
    
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13. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    I hate people.
    Who are just so damn hard to hate.
    
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14. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    The most important fact in the history of important facts:
    You can pick your friends.
    You can pick your nose.
    But you can't pick your friends nose.
    
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15. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    I know this isnt a quote but i dont care.
    ThatOnePerson.Usually your boyfriend or girlfriend. But for me its my bestfriend. That one person you can tell everything too and they will not be judgemental or laugh at you. They will listen to you and hopefully give some advice. That one person who knows all your secrets good or bad and dont care about your pass. That one person you spend every second of the day thinking about or hanging out with. Everyone deserves to have that one person. It can be more than one but its better to have a special person in your life who you can trust and you know you will be together forever.
    Dedicated to my best friend Brianna. I love you Bri♥
    
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16. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Going To Mcdonalds For A Salad.
    Is Like Going ToA prostitute For A Hug.
    
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17. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    OverandOver
    I Tried.
    andOverandOver
    You Lied.
    andOverandOver
    I Cried.
    and i dont know why.
    
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18. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    ImJustAGirl,trying
    ToFindHerPlaceInThisWorld.
    
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19. EverybodyyOYDU
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    ItStartedWithAwhisper.
    AndThatWasWhenIKissedHer.
    AndThenSheMadeMyLipsTurn.
    ICanHearTheChitChat.
    TakeMeToYourLoveShack
    MommasAlwaysGotABackTrack.
    WhenEverybodyTalksBack.
    
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