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Quotes added on Saturday, October 20 2012


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. biebersgirl14 biebersgirl14
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:42am UTC
    That moment when a box says easy open and you end up using a scissors, a knife, a hammer, and a lightsaber trying to open it.

  3. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:42am UTC
    I hate getting picked last in dodgeball!!!!
    Im like,"Awww they dont like me :(."
    Gotta shake it off though!

  4. wittygirl1 wittygirl1
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:44am UTC
    If I took my life tonight
    Chances are that I might
    Mutilation outta sight
    And I'm contemplating suicide
    Cause I'm losing my sight
    Losing my mind
    Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
    Losing my sight
    Losing my mind
    Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

  5. kay5999 kay5999
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:44am UTC
    STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT GAYS, LESBIANS, AND BI'S! KAY? kay! Thanks!

  6. iluvmonkeys iluvmonkeys
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:45am UTC
    TEACHER: what comes after 69?
    STUDENT: "MOUTHWASH!!"
    TEACHER: " GET OUT!!!"

  7. mariahelisabethann mariahelisabethann
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:45am UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6qqlyIDHfM Skip to 0:44. You won't regret it.

  8. true_swagg true_swagg
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:46am UTC
    Dear Crush ,
    don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit, snatches you away on Christmas Eve.
    Sincerely,
    You were on my wish list
    <3

  9. you_are_loved you_are_loved
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:47am UTC
    I lost my number
    Can I have yours? c;
    #cheesy.pickup.lines

  10. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:47am UTC
    those wierd bumps that teen girls have on thier chests......


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. biebersgirl14 biebersgirl14
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:49am UTC
    Here's to the kids who try their hardest to be good enough for everyone; who spend hours reading random quotes to find the right one; who listen to the same song
    dozens of times because the lyrics mean a lot; who deserve so much more than they get and are willing to fight for it and whose wish upon a shooting star was wasted on someone that will never care.

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:49am UTC
    Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book. ~John Donne, Extasy


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. biebersgirl14 biebersgirl14
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:53am UTC
    "What did you buy me for my birthday?"
    "You see that pink Mercedes over there?"
    "OMG yes"
    "Well I bought you a toothbrush the same color."

  16. Janoskiaaans Janoskiaaans
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:53am UTC
    ☒ single
    ☒ taken
    ☑ hungry

  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:54am UTC
    I don't really care who you are.
    Female or male
    White Black Tan Purple Green or Blue
    We're humans,
    And i believe in you....

  18. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:56am UTC
    If Only He Could Read My Heart.....
    It would be so much easier on my part

  19. laxchick28 laxchick28
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:57am UTC
    Someday
    You're gonna wish you knew me.

  20. jaziqueforever jaziqueforever
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:57am UTC
    So listen. You know how a couple of quotes ago how I said I'd wish my friends would accept me for me? Well one of friends use to call me names all the time and I do the same back but not as hurtful. She called fat a few weeks ago and she told me she was just joking because I did this cuckatoo face to her that I got off the internet and I showed her it and she was like ''Atleast I'm not fat!''
    I was hurt at that point. And sometimes she calls me ugly. I get really hurt at that too. And when me and my other friend were at her house they were going to eachother, your so pretty and no your prettier and they looked at me and said oh your pretty too and continued. I don't know if they meant it or just did it because they felt guilty.
    So anyways the whole point of this quote is that she shares all these photos she sees and one of them had to do with it doesn't matter what size you are, you are beautiful. She was all like, yeah it doesn't matter everyone is beautiful and all that sh/t. I can't believe how two-faced she can be.
    Another point is, when I take photos of me being me. I don't get any likes or anything. That doesn't bother me cos I don't care. But when I do my hair all nice and pretty and all that. I get these likes saying oh your so beautiful and she commented that too. UH! Do I have to dress up to please society.
    So sick of all of this right now.

:)

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