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Quotes added on Saturday, October 20 2012

  1. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Lol So True: #174
    The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours of sleep.
    lolsotrue.com

  2. HallOfFame111 HallOfFame111
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:21am UTC
    i would rather have a life of
    'oh wells'
    then a life of
    'what if's'


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. bre_woof bre_woof
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:22am UTC
    I Want You In The Most Unromantic Wtays
    (Alternate Sequel to Thanks For Nothing)
    Chapter Twenty Four♥
    When I got upstair, I instantly changed my clothes into something more comfortable
    and jumped on to my bed.
    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=61407928
    A couple of minutes later, Tony popped his head in.
    "I finally found your room," he whispered.
    I smirked at him and patted the empty space next to me.
    He gladly accepted my offer and plopped down beside me.
    I could feel his eyes on me as I watched Law and Order and when I didn't turn
    to look at him, he decided to jump on top of me to the point I was being straddled.
    "LOVE ME, I'M LONELY!" he cried.
    "Oh really?" I questioned.
    He nodded and layed his head inbetween my collarbones.
    That seemed to be a particularly comfortable spot.
    I wrapped my arms around his back and continued to watch my show.
    When a commercial came on I asked, "Shouldn't I be the one laying on you?"
    He lifted his head and waggled his eyebrows at me, causing me to blush and bury my face in his hair.
    He suddenly rolled over so I was then on top of him and I whined about not being
    able to watch my show and that it was better when I could see.
    "You complain a lot," he said with a chuckle.
    I furrowed my brows and he kissed the spot in between them.
    I blushed even harder and covered my face by laying it on his chest.
    "Noooooo!" he whined.
    I looped my pointer fingers through two of his belt buckles and kept my face down.
    "What do you think you're up to missy?" he asked, frozen in place.
    I tugged lightly on the loops.
    "Take them off," I said eagerly.
    He looked at me in surprise but slowly wriggled out of his jeans and tossed
    them on the floor, earning a giggle from me.
    After that I tugged his shirt off and he was still looking at me like I had eight heads.
    Instead of going any further, I wrapped my arms around him and rested my head
    on his chest, closing my eyes to the steady up and down of his breathing.
    "Perfect," I mumbled.
    "Took the words right out of my mouth," he said.
    I smiled and kissed his jaw.
    He groaned a bit which cause me to blush again for about the fifth time.
    "You're such a tease," he whimpered.
    I smiled again and closed my eyes, enjoying where I was.
    A/N:
    The last chapter was supposed to be 23.
    Oops :3
    Well I hope you like it.

  5. :)* :)*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Dear Lord,
    Please grant me the ability to punch people over the internet.

  6. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:23am UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  7. :)* :)*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:24am UTC
    Some people need to be high-fived.
    In the face.
    With a chair.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. Janoskiaaans Janoskiaaans
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:25am UTC
    format credit jimmy365
    I like
    people
    who smile
    when it's
    raining. ♥

  10. :)* :)*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:27am UTC
    My favorite activity at the gym would probably be judging.

  11. lovelylucy00 lovelylucy00
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:27am UTC
    I just want to feel beautiful.

  12. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:28am UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser.
    wierd....

  13. iluvmonkeys iluvmonkeys
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:30am UTC
    when people say " i know who you like" nd im just like
    WHAT 'CHU TALKIN' BOUT?? -___- O.o

  14. iluvmonkeys iluvmonkeys
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:32am UTC
    "NO Offensse"
    reallly means i'm going to offend you, but just don't get mad


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. iluvmonkeys iluvmonkeys
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:34am UTC
    that mini heart attack when you lean your chair a bit to far back

  17. zombies.are.kwl * zombies.are.kwl *
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:34am UTC
    Todays My One Year Witty Aniversery :) Thanks For Helping Me Get Through A Very Tough Year.
    It Has Gone SOOO Fast
    I Don't know what i would do with out witty :)
    October 20th 2011 - october 20th 2012

  18. iluvmonkeys iluvmonkeys
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:36am UTC
    BEST SCHOOL MEMORY
    throwing things at random people and acting like it wasnt you

  19. true_swagg true_swagg
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:39am UTC
    I don't hate you ,
    I just lost all
    RESPECT
    for you .

  20. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:39am UTC
    that moment when your teacher erases the
    board and leaves one mark and your like are
    you trying to kill me?!?!

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