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Water307
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May 8, 2012 12:23am UTC

i'm the type of girl who
goes to click the faves button, but already faved it. ♡
nmf

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lolmybffjill
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:23am UTC

I'm just going to hit snooze once,
maybe one more time.... okay wait seriously one more time. only once more..... I have plenty of time No joke. I seriously need to wake up now, but one more time couldnt hurt Fav if this is you every morning

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bellarose6515
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May 8, 2012 12:24am UTC

A FRIEND WOULD BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL..... but a best friend would be there in the cell with you saying... DUDE we F*CKED UP..... hehehe lovee chuuu ashlee

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smarties101
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May 8, 2012 12:26am UTC

Am i the only one that.....#2: thinks we should have witty chat again?

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SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:26am UTC

One cut here
One cut there
No one will notice
No one will care

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vrdahl
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:26am UTC

This morning,
I walked down stairs to go to school.
**~~~~**
My mother looked at me funny.
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"What.?" I asked.
"Gonna put some clothes on..?" She replied.
I didn't even realize that all I was wearing was big baggy sweatpants and a sports bra.
Dance Girl Issues...

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PowerTumbler411
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:26am UTC

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Hey wittiers, I'm not going to lie, but I'm crying because of what one my best friends did.I told her I liked One Direction, she's like them a lot longer than I have. I just started to like them becuase I never really gave them a chance (sorry). She told me if I was a true Directioner I would have loved them from the start. I know what you might be thinking, this is just another stupid 1D quote and it's just a band get over it. But to me it isn't just a band, they're five guys that have changed my life. They always remind me that beauty comes from the inside, they have taught me not to be insecure about myself, and if I am it's okay. But my friend freaked out at me over facebook, text, twitter and just about everything else. She started "screaming" at me, telling me I didn't deserve to call my self a Directioner. But honestly that's just wrong, on so many levels. It's not the amount you love them, or how well you know them, it's about how they've helped you. I don't even know where to begin. She hurt me, she told me I wasn't real to what I've believed in, little does she know they have made my day, perked me up when I'm down, they've been everything I've ever thought about. They have changed me, as a person and as a teenage girl. They all inspire me, and to hear someone I thought was one of my best friends target me like that and tell me I'm not good enough, it hurts. She even posted a video on facebook targetting me for not being true to 1D. But honestly, they've always been able to help me through tough times, but now, she's just gone too far. I haven't been happy since she's said these things to me, and all my friends can see it. But there's nothing they can do. She doesn't know how much she's hurt me, and she won't ever understand. She won't talk to me unless it's to tell me I'm a loser and not a fan. Everything she's said to me has been hurtful, and I can't change that.
For those of you who read this, I thank you, I really just needed to vent.

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toria_skax
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:27am UTC

I think car horns should sound like gun shots.
I bet you'll move then.

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Carlos2007gt
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:27am UTC

True love never dies. It just get's stronger with time. So if it's true love, we would love eachother eternally. There'll be no end to the love we have for eachother. And together we'd live forever. So let's love and live forever baby* You and I♥* I love you so much sweetheart♥ Forever and ever♥*

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lolmybffjill
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May 8, 2012 12:28am UTC

I got in a fight with my best friend today it was about weather you say "me neither" or "me either" I'm not backing down from this. I am so right.

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xXxStoriiesxXx
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:31am UTC

My judgements clouded
Chp 36
I grabbed a towell for my hair and one for the rest of my body and i walked back into my room. Liz had already picked out her outfit, jewlery and shoes. It was pretty and it was something she would wear. Gabby came up the stairs next and Liz went and took a shower in my bathroom. Gabby and I dug threw my clothes and we both finally found something we liked and we smiled. We got changed and started picking out jewlery. We matched everything with colors and patterns perfectly and found shoes. "Ugh i'm not wearing heels there too much for me." Gabby said finding a pair of my sandals and putting them on. I shrugged and found a pair of heels that i liked but i didn't put them on yet. Liz came out of the shower and got dressed and we started doing eachothers hair and makeup. They both agreed that i was the best at makeup and Liz was the best a hair and Gabby would be our honest opinion of wether it looked good or not. I started doing Liz's makeup making it look natural because the boys liked that. I finished and Gabby gave me a thumbs up. Liz looked amazing. Then I moved onto Gabby's face and did almost the same thing except for the eyes and blush and her face was tanner than Liz's so i changed the foundation. She nodded and smiled to tell me she liked it. Liz started doing Gabby's hair and i did my own makeup. I made myself look flawless. Gabby and Liz's jaw dropped when i turned around. "Wow baby you make me feel ugly!" Gabby said and laughed. Liz nodded. I blushed. "Aw guys!" Liz finished Gabby's hair and did mine, she straightened Gabby's perfectly and curled mine because i hadn't had my curled around Niall yet and i really liked it. She curled her hair next and played around with the bangs until they were perfect. We both hairsprayed our hair and Gabby hid in the bathroom so she wouldn't choke on the smell. We sprayed our perfume in different rooms so it didn't mix and smell bad and put deoderant on. It was 7:30 and my phone rang. I picked up and it was Niall. "Hey sweet heart we're sending over a limo for you and it should be there really soon can't wait to see how gorgeous you look." He said in his sweet voice. "Aw Niall thanks." I said blushing. "See you there, bye Nel." He said and hung up. His voice sounded amazing even through the phone. We heard the limo beep outside and Liz and I tugged on our heels and ran down the stairs. My mom walked to the door. "Wow girls you all look beautiful, have a good time, call me if you need me." She said kissing my cheek. "Love you mom." I said and shut the door and walked to the limo. It was a short ride to the club and there was a bouncer outside asking for invites. We all got scared and then we saw Chad and he motioned for us to come in. We filed in and heat imediatly hit my face. "Glad you came." He said putting his hand on my back. I moved away. "You look gorgeous." He whispered in my ear. It wasn't the same as Niall, it was creepy and unattractive. Someone came over to him and said something and he motioned for us to follow him. We were lead to the door, "Are they with you?" He asked, we all nodded and smiled and he let them through. Niall found his way over to me and his jaw dropped. I blushed. "Janelle. Wow, um." He said and i started blushing. Louis pushed his jaw back up. "You look beautiful." Louis said and hit Niall on the shoulder. "Yeah Janelle you looks amazing." Niall said still staring at me. I heard Harry and Zayn stuttering at what to say to Liz and Gabby too. I laughed and bit my lip. "There's a bar here!" Louis exclaimed excited and ran over with Liam. Niall grabbed my waist and pulled me onto the dance floor. A song i didn't know was on but i started dancing on Niall. He kept me close to him and i didn't mind. Too many people were around us so Niall grabbed me again and pulled me away. "Ew it smelled like sweat!" I said laughing. He smiled and looked into my eyes and kissed me but to ruin the moment someone bumped into me knocking me over into Niall and i spun around. It was the waitress from the restaurant we had eaten at earlier.
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outfits
http://www.polyvore.com/my_judgements_clouded/set?id=48565370

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Popstar949
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May 8, 2012 12:32am UTC

04.29.2012
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The_Girls_Of_Witty
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May 8, 2012 12:32am UTC

I hate my body. . . I think its just so awkward. I try to diet && lose weight but the more i try the more i gain && the more i feel like i failed... I want to be Anorexic so badly just like my sister, for i can finally be pretty

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DayDreamer21
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May 8, 2012 12:33am UTC

love how i can lay in bed at night : texting, calling, listening to music, be on facebook, play games,etc...
...and my parent have noooo clue...

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hanha039
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 12:33am UTC

WHEN IS WITTY MAKING A ONE DIRECTION CATEGORY?!?!!

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XxInvisablexX
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May 8, 2012 12:34am UTC

Okay my fellow Wittians
My boyfriend and I broke up it ended both of us in tears.......................... I would explain everything but this would be a mile or more long. I need him more than Air to breathe. I thought about Making a few video's or just one telling him how much I love him. and all and making a CD with songs that remind me of him and explain how I feel about him. With these I would write letters. Should I? Do you think It'll do any good? He himself said he still loves me but he felt as if he treated me horribly............. Let me know please and for those of you who comment tellling me what you think I will Fave some of your quotes and comment on your profile. Help me please. Witty Don't let me down

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hanha039
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May 8, 2012 12:36am UTC

I AM SO MAD!
Percy Jackson didn't take me to camp Half-Blood with him!
My owl probably died because my letter to Hogwarts never came and I know I'm a Muggle-Born!
And I didn't get reaped for the Hunger Games!

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sugrfree
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May 8, 2012 12:37am UTC

In most cases, teenagers my age annoy me.
They're always like, "I don't wanna' grow up! WAHHHHH!"
But hey, that's stereotypical.
Let me rephrase it for your complicated mind.
Those teenager who have grown up and decided to be worth their age, have gone through a lot. They grew up quicker than a lot of 'normal' teenagers. They were forced to because of their circumstances. They chose to not act like drama queens/kings because they didn't want to. They are the ones who can triumphantly say, "I survived," and grow up.
I see teenagers everyday who whine about their cellphones being taken away and how their mom won't let them get pink hair.
Well, you know what? Be glad you even have a roof over your head. Be glad your parents to do drugs, murder people and abuse you. Be glad that you have food and can choose what you want to wear from your wardrobe.
Most of my former friends were whiny and drama queens/kings. They didn't take my advice; and believe me, I'm not a liar when I say, I know a lot more about life than them. They thought they were best friends with me but soon quit calling me because they couldn't handle my thoughts and dreams. In other words, I was too much for them. I guess I developed my own mind before they did, you could say.
Just because I'm not afraid of being myself and bringing out their real self.
I don't understand why teenagers are so oblivious sometimes. We should be learning more than adults and be teaching them real things; and not teaching them that all teenagers are brats. Truth be told, I've only met a few teenagers in my lifetime to actually say that the teenager species is actually brilliant.
I don't understand it.
I'm going to call out the teenager who aren't stupid. (Hope you don't mind):
Ezequial
Ezra
Jordan
Anna
Dean
Ashley
Ciara
And if I forgot any, tell me.
I've met hundreds of teenagers and can only speak for a few.
These teenagers aren't stupidly in love with some celebrity, these teenagers don't spend their days partying, these teenagers aren't afraid to let their opinions known; these teenagers are the apple of my eye.
What you see when you look at them, is not what you would normally see. But you and I, don't see eye to eye.
What I see is unbridled truth, they are free even though they are mature, they are what I've never seen before until now.
THEY ARE TRULY ONE OF A KIND.

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KittayKat500
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May 8, 2012 12:38am UTC

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
My weakness is that I care too much
And my scars remind me that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel

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