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Quotes added on Wednesday, April 25 2012


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. GingerProbz GingerProbz
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:10am UTC
    When people call you from a blocked number you should answer the phone like this: Hello, East Side Morgue. You kill'em, we chill'em How can I help you today sir?

  3. TenderGrill TenderGrill
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:10am UTC
    My life isn’t
    perfect, but
    it does have
    perfect
    moments.

  4. crazy_4_you13 crazy_4_you13
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:11am UTC
    When All You Wanna Do Is Text Him, But your just so unsure because you havent talked to him in 10 months :( I honestly miss him so much some days ... i just dont know what to do anymore and my friends have just heard about it so much i hate talking about it all the time and i hate what hes done to me :(

  5. hopeless_me hopeless_me
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Dear tampon makers,
    {Could you please make the wrapper a little louder...}
    Sincerely, i don't think the kids down the hall could hear it.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. AlyssaLovesYou13 AlyssaLovesYou13
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:11am UTC
    No amount of sleep
    in the world could
    cure the tiredness i
    feel.

  8. directionerrxo directionerrxo
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:12am UTC
    What to do if you meet 1D
    1. give niall food, then hug him.
    2. mention cats, then stroke harry's beautiful hair.
    3. compliment zayn's hair, then kiss him.
    4. describe your hate for spoons, then highfive liam, because he's too innocent for anything else.
    5. explain your pure love for kevin the pigeon, then smack his sexy bum.
    6. get the hell out of there before security gets you.

  9. hazeleyes5 hazeleyes5
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:12am UTC
    You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope.

  10. lynskywalker lynskywalker
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Yeah...not really. We have to be at the school at 5:00am on the day of the field trip
    Which is when
    nmq/nmf
    No way! Peete is a sexy beast!
    nmq/n
    True story with my friend (MaddyWaddy)
    Shes the gray im the green o_Onmq/nmf
    mq/nmf

  11. TenderGrill TenderGrill
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Whoever said
    nothing is
    impossible has
    obviously
    never tried to
    staple
    water
    to a tree

  12. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #378
    Someone stole your
    Louis Vuitton wallet.
    tumblr

  13. farmboy1 farmboy1
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:13am UTC
    well today went quite well actualy :) things are hopfully getting better.

  14. evilleamons11 evilleamons11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Seeing a couple that has really thick frizzy hair thinking, "Wow their child is going to be a frickin gorilla..."

  15. ilovejoseph ilovejoseph
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:14am UTC
    365 Days
    Chapter 1
    I grabbed my bags and ran down the hall, Connor better be ready by now. In less than two hours, connor, Amanda, and I are suppose to be on a flight to New Jersey to see our father. I got to connor's room and tried to open the door. I grasped the doorknob, but it would turn. He locked it, again.
    "Ugh! Connor! I thought we talked about all of this! Open the door!" I screamed. "We have to leave for the airport in twenty minutes! Please!" I hollered again.
    I kicked the door as hard as I could. I wasn't that strong, after all I was only 100 pounds. After five minutes of screaming the door flung open. I stumbled into Connor's room, almsot falling down. His eyes were red from crying.
    "Oh Connor, we'll be back before you know it." I gave him a big hug.
    Connor was my best friend, he always has been. Since we're only a year apart, we've learned to be there for each other over the years. When our parents got divorced a little over a year ago, Connor was heart broken. He was our dad's biggest fan, and when he cheated on our mom, it ruined Connor's image of him. With Connor being fifteen, he tried fighting our dad, and our dad said he hated Connor, and we haven't seen him since that night, when he left.
    "Shelby you don't get it, you didn't get told your idol hated you." He sobbed.
    "I'm sorry. Its not like he didn't try calling Con. He calls you everyday, Sarah and I are the only ones who talk to him. You should have taken the calls." I said.
    "He grabbed his bag and walked with me down the hall to Sarah's room.
    "Yeah I know, but I still wish I could go back in time, you know? Not try to fight him, stop him from cheating on mom." He said quietly.
    "Yeah, but you can't. And now you just have to deal with the fact that you made a mistake, and mom and dad made some mistakes too. Now come on we have to leave if we're gonna make this flight." I said.
    I grabbed Sarah's arm and led them all out to my truck. We threw our bags in the back and drove to the airport. Luckily, we made it just in time to our flight, we ran threw security, and gave the attendant our tickets. We sat in our seats, and I was next to Connor. I fell asleep quickly, the our and a half drive made me so tired. The next thing I knew, I woke up, and the flight attendants were instructing us over the intercoms to buckle up, because we were landing.

  16. squirrel1515 squirrel1515
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Yeah, we gotta start
    Looking at the hands of the time we've been given.
    If this is all we got and we gotta start thinking
    If every second counts on a clock that's ticking
    Gotta live like we're dying
    We only got 86,400 seconds in a day to
    Turn it all around or to throw it all away
    We gotta tell them that we love them
    While we got the chance to say
    Gotta live like we're dying

    Kris Allen

  17. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #379
    Accidentally bumping
    into a black girl and getting
    scared for your life to see
    her reaction.
    tumblr

  18. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Sometimes you think you're ugly, and wish to be that pretty girl you always walk by.
    Have you ever thought that someone might be thinking the same about you?
    *I've always thought the same about this one girl, until one day she pointed me out to her friends and said "don't you think she's kind of pretty? I've always wanted my hair like that! It just doesn't suit me." True story. You never know who wants to be just like you.♥*

  19. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:19am UTC
    TACO
    It's best to stay invisible.

  20. evilleamons11 evilleamons11
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Look a zebra drinking a juice box!
    *person looks*
    Made ya look, made ya look! Now your in my baby book!
    <3 if you did this when you were younger

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