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Quotes added on Monday, September 5 2011

  1. AmyEricaa527 AmyEricaa527
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:11am UTC
    I dont care
    if you like me.
    I'm not a Facebook status.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. SugarPlum96 SugarPlum96
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Most Relationships Fail, Not Because Of The Absence Of Love; But Because Girls Love Too Much And Guys Love Too Many.. ♥


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. fullofsecrets66 fullofsecrets66
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    I wonder what the last name
    of Jay-Z and Beyonce's baby
    will be?

  5. PrettyBaller_22 PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Boy: Are you in Karate? Cause your body is Kickin!
    Girl: I'm just gonna walk away now...

  6. I_Hate_Everything I_Hate_Everything
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    I like him but he will never know i am to afraid to say anything it would just be really awkward .......... :$

  7. cutawaythepain cutawaythepain
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    »»»They tell us to stop the cutting
    But they don't realize how impossible that is .

  8. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:12am UTC
    The world is spinning much too fast.I can hardly catch me breath and i just hope that this will last. The world is slipping from my grasp.I'm looking around to fine, the guy i left behind.You were the best i never had.

  9. mnmlover9 mnmlover9
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    ♡---♡---♡---♡---♡
    'Cause I can thrill you more than
    Any ghost could ever dare try.
    nmf♡---♡---♡---♡---♡

  10. pending* pending*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    When I was little,
    and my parents went away;
    my brother and I would;
    sneak into the forbidden;
    room in the house,
    which was our;
    parents bathroom.
    We'd rub ourselves with;
    lotion, spray each other with;
    perfume, and we'd have water fights with;
    dow-chee guns.
    Took us years to find out;
    that dow-chee was actually;
    pronounced as:
    d o u c h e,
    and it took us,
    even longer to find out;
    what they were really for.
    -comedian off of youtube-

  11. fire_fighter90 fire_fighter90
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Goodbye Witty.
    I'll see you in 3 months when I'm a marine :)
    I love you babe, always and forever, and don't you ever forget it. ♥
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  12. sarebare97 sarebare97
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    "someone like you"
    pretty much sums up how i feel</3

  13. quotinglikeaboss quotinglikeaboss
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    "i feel like i did really good on this test!" 42% oh...

  14. autumnnecole autumnnecole
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:13am UTC
    FAVE &
    ill follow you ♥

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. KaitBait KaitBait
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    I used to cry every night.
    Felt like nothing was going right.
    I used to starve myself
    Broke the things on my shelf.
    I hated everone I knew
    Then came along you<3

  16. MackenzieLynne MackenzieLynne
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Today I saw a bald man buy shampoo.
    My mind was blown!

  17. GabbyChristine GabbyChristine
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Once upon a time there was a handsome man,
    full of charisma and very tan.
    He loved music and played guitar,
    when you heard him you thought "Oh, what a star!"
    His band had launched their career,
    playing in sold out stadiums where everyone cheered.
    Then during his concert on a summer's night,
    he met a beautiful wonderous sight.
    Her name was Sam and she loved Motley Crue,
    Who would have thought, too good to be true.
    He gave her tickets and paraded her with gifts,
    Little did he know he should jump off a cliff.
    He was so happy to have had a groupie,
    that he didn't realize he was starting to get loopy.
    Though they liked the same things,
    his heart still didn't sing.
    She was cruel, conniving and mean,
    she acted like she was a queen.
    If another fan asked for an autograph,
    she moan and groan like a sick giraffe.
    Possessive was she to say the least,
    Though her outside was fair, inside she's a beast.
    She began to wander from band to band,
    her groupie ways got far out of hand.
    "How dare you get a tattoo like mine" and
    "look at me, I'm in front of the line!"
    So pretty was she, she modeled clothes.
    So ugly inside, she developed many foes.
    There are many fans who work very hard,
    wait for hours and beg the guard.
    Just to meet the band they love,
    but they do not push and shove.
    Sam thought that she was so hot,
    from band to band, the girl would trot.
    Then one fine day she sealed her fate,
    every band found out she was second rate.
    Now she needs a ticket to get inside,
    no more backstage, no more free ride.
    The moral of the story is simple but true.
    Beauty is only skin deep,
    groupies are cheap!
    ^^my own i made up about someone i know.. rate if you like it!!

  18. randomrandie randomrandie
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Birthday: October 16;
    Twins anyone?(:

  19. MyWallsComeDown MyWallsComeDown
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    I can feel us fading
    &
    I don't know what to do
    I've heard that when it rains;
    it storms.
    But all I know is
    I'd be lost
    if I lost you.

  20. clueless1212 clueless1212
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Your One Quote = 300 favs
    Your Next quote= 1 fav...
    And you're the one who favorited it.
    not my format.

:)

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