When I was little,
and my parents went away;
my brother and I would;
sneak into the forbidden;
room in the house,
which was our;
parents bathroom.
We'd rub ourselves with;
lotion, spray each other with;
perfume, and we'd have water fights with;
dow-chee guns.
Took us years to find out;
that dow-chee was actually;
pronounced as:
d o u c h e,
and it took us,
even longer to find out;
what they were really for.

-comedian off of youtube-