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quidditchqueen

1. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2012 10:31pm UTC
   Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
   seriously think about it...
   murderer: ok, im just gonna kill these peopl..... oh there under a blanket i better go home then.
   
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2. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   My heart is not your dick.
   So dont play with it.
   
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3. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2012 11:40pm UTC
   the girl you love,
   you ripped her apart and threw her across oceans.
   fix her.
   
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4. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2012 9:50pm UTC
   Dear Girls,
   we like you for youre brains,
   not youre body.
   sincererly Zombies.
   
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5. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   when a Friend doesnt come to school:
   5% hope thier okay.
   95% HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!
   
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6. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2012 12:45am UTC
   after i buy a slipknot cd, Paul Grey dies.
   after i buy a iphone, Steve Jobs dies.
   so tomorrow, im going to buy every
   Justin bieber album.
   
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7. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2012 10:54pm UTC
   So i ran into my ex and his new girlfriend the other day.....
   with my car.
   
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8. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2012 8:21pm UTC
   Reasons i dont like janitors:
   5% thier creepy.
   5% they stare at you.
   90% thier not the scrubs janitor.
   RE ......
   
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9. quidditchqueen
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2012 8:13pm UTC
   All i want to do is scream, but i sit here in silence.
   
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10. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Drop kicking your cat because you burnt your toast...
    
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11. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Dont destroy me, ive only just been glued together.....
    
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12. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    i miss your smile
    but i miss mine more.
    
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13. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    i cant stand him B.p
    i like him. R.w
    but you?
    ill always love you. L.j
    
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14. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    so theres this girl, shes
    beautiful.
    shes reading this.
    format credit RaeIsAwesome
    
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15. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    dont be sad cause of
    people, they will all die.
    format credit RaeIsAwesome
    
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16. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    sometimes the prettiest
    have more on the inside
    than the outside.
    format credit RaeIsAwesome
    
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17. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    if i was a cat, id spend all nine lifes with you...
    
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18. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Auto correct
    can go straight
    to he'll.
    
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19. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    im not actually funny,
    im just really mean and people
    think im jokeing...
    
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20. quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Deep down, we all want a Zombie apocolypse.
    
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