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  1. quidditchqueen quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    Get back here boy
    and buy my
    asparagus!

    nmf

  2. quidditchqueen quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    YOU FORGOT YOUR FLASH-DRIVE,
    YOU FORGOT YOUR FLASH-DRIVE,
    YOU FORGOT YOUR FLASH-DRIVE,
    YOU FORGOT YOUR FLASH-DRIVE.

  3. ILIKEDINOSAURSRAWRXD ILIKEDINOSAURSRAWRXD
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 10:20pm UTC
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  4. lilschmitty09 lilschmitty09
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    This is sad.....if this doesn't touch you......you're heartless. One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed & that it was time to move on. A Silent tear slid down his cheek............................ as he slowly reached into his pocket & passes her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If you make this your status in the next two minutes someone special will text or call you. If you don't post this, your worse week will start tomorrow.
    ---sorry, i hate these, but i just started new anti-depression meds and they might make me super suicdal for like, two weeks. SOO dont really wanna take any chances

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    a global study says that
    if you're reading this,
    you are probably not blind.

  6. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    I have a D in English
    But, an A in Spanish.
    How does that work?

  7. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Normal couples: "You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
    Katniss and Peeta "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"

  8. QuietGirlLoudHeart QuietGirlLoudHeart
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 1:24am UTC
    0
    On normal days:
    15
    Today:
    I swear guys, this is the most i've ever gotten.
    Thankyou ! x

  9. Godislove Godislove
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 1:24am UTC
    Be the change
    God wants to see in the world. ♥

  10. eskimokisses eskimokisses
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Admit it
    You call Gatorade by its color
    Not by its flavor
    (:

  11. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:57pm UTC
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  12. CasseroleNoel CasseroleNoel
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR,
    you're actually a few million light years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.

  13. ilovepanicatthedisco ilovepanicatthedisco
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    "happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. if one only remembers to turn on the light" - Dumbledore


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Waste_Of_Space Waste_Of_Space
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    boys are just like
    [x] [x] [x]
    » purses «
    their cute. full of crap and always replacable c:

  16. LilyLunaPotter LilyLunaPotter
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Swag is for boys,
    class is for men.

  17. alliefish28 alliefish28
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:58am UTC
    Teacher: Why are you late, Allie
    Allie: Because of the sign down the road.
    Teacher: what does a sign have to do with you being late?
    Allie: the sign said. ''SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!!''

  18. alliefish28 alliefish28
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:44am UTC
    here's to the
    girls,
    who had their heart broken by a guy
    (that they never even dated)

  19. ILIKEDINOSAURSRAWRXD ILIKEDINOSAURSRAWRXD
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 12:47am UTC
    My Silence
    Is just another word for my pain....

  20. BB8956 BB8956
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 12:28am UTC
    He remembered the very first text I ever sent him
    "Sexy Armadillo"

:)

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