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Quotes added on Sunday, August 7 2011

  1. madisonballer44 madisonballer44
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:05am UTC
    some people say that when you die , you're whole life flashes before you're eyes , so make it worth watching ♥

  2. purplegiraffe62 purplegiraffe62
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:05am UTC
    does any one else have a pet unicorn?
    I DO!
    comment their names!
    (mine is killer mcsprinkles)! (;

  3. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Today my 50 year old great-aunt came over.
    she ran into the living room and said "Is the new Phineas and Ferb movie on?"
    She was serious. I turned it on and she didn't stop laughing.
    My great-aunt acts like she can be my cousin.
    &I wouldn't change a thing

  4. dropdeadinvisable dropdeadinvisable
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:06am UTC
    
    
    .
    Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending
    He became a butterfly.

  5. ggiafrate ggiafrate
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:06am UTC
    I’m not sure what lobsters eat,
    but I think they eat like insects or something…
    so I was gonna feed them worms.
    -
    - Snooki

  6. supaustin supaustin
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:06am UTC
    I HATE WHEN
    ugly people call other people ugly.I mean, DO YOU OWN A MIRROR? Damn.

  7. StayxxStrong StayxxStrong
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
    T o m y a m a z i n g r e a d e r s o f
    The Summer Of My Life
    I'm going out of town (actually, out of the country!) tomorrow, and won't be able to write. I get back on the 15th of August, so I will be able to continue my story then! I'm so sorry, but thank you so much for reading! I love you guys! :)

  8. mhsoccer1224 mhsoccer1224
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Swears she's okay,
    Don't need a witness to her feelings
    she watches them escape,
    the good ones get away
    All around her
    people stare as she slowly falls apart
    picking up pieces of her
    clumsy little
    heart. ♥
    not my format
    i know i forgot
    some, but i
    like it better
    like this.

  9. cupcake_jakarie cupcake_jakarie
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
    TEXTS#1
    Dad:Need anything from the store?
    Daughter:Can you get me a Mr. Pibb?
    Dad:Maybe if Mr. Pibb went to medical school, he would be as popular as Dr. Pepper. Sorry hunny, I can't find it anywhere.

  10. AllChristianWarrior AllChristianWarrior
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
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  11. Dancingd1016 Dancingd1016
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    The Annoying Moment
    When You Go Into Class And You
    Ask Your Teacher To Go To The Bathroom
    And They Say You Should Have
    Went During Lunch...
    WTF I CANT PLAN WHEN I HAVE TO PEE

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. loveehimmx3 loveehimmx3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Sometimes, we put up walls.Not to keep people out.But to see who cares enough to knock them down. ❤

  13. Sarrah Sarrah
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
    I went to a concert, came home smelling like weed, and now my family thinks I'm high. I always act this way.

  14. Xportugese_babiiiX Xportugese_babiiiX
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:07am UTC
    I have my story characters(:
    Congrats to:
    Ashtontaylor - Natalie Ports
    Beatty5 - Ashlyn Ports
    xxcorinne95xx - Brianna Carole
    kaleyjane7 - Kaylee Caret
    adg9198 - Brittany Caron
    annnd special thanks to cheerleaderxx29 and xxsoftballchicxx for finding me pictures for Brent Caron and Brendan West(:
    Thanks to all who participated. don't be sad if you didn't get picked. i did NOT pick based on looks. I picked based on personality from your "about me" section. there will be more stories in the future and more rolls will be introduced as the story goes on. thank you alll!(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. hollywood11 hollywood11
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:08am UTC
    ♥You had me at
    ...Plie'
    Format Credit: LayoutMixx♥

  16. kazzykinsxo kazzykinsxo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:08am UTC
    i look up to the sky to see that if it takes billions of *stars* to light up the sky, then i must not need that much to light up m y sky ~<3

  17. sowrongitssteff sowrongitssteff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:08am UTC
    Make your own happiness.

  18. Nanaa Nanaa
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:08am UTC
    He has my Heart<3 ...
    Not my eyes;)

  19. kahhh11997 kahhh11997
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:08am UTC
    How Guys Flirt #1
    He stares at you alot.
    [fave if I should do a series]
    {nmf}

  20. xoamberox xoamberox
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I want you back♥

:)

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