FAILED ATTEMPTS TOWARDS LOVE:
"I MADE YOU A COOKIE, BUT I ATE IT..."
"I'LL JUST PRETEND TO HUG YOU UNTIL YOU GET HERE"
"I WENT TO PICK YOU A FLOWER, BUT IT WAS A VENUS FLY TRAP AND IT BIT ME. SO I GOT YOU THIS PIECE OF GRASS INSTEAD."
"I LOVE YOU FROM THE HEART OF MY BOTTOM... WAIT, THAT CAME OUT WRONG..."
"I DREW YOU A PICTURE, BUT I SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER IT."
I'D PLAY YOU A SONG RIGHT NOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO...."
"OW! YOU KISSED MY EYE IDIOT!"
THE MAN STARTS THE PROPOSAL WITH: "WHEN YOU DIE, YOU I WANT YOU TO BE BURIED HERE (POINTS TO FAMILY GRAVE)"
YOU KNOW YOU SMILED
NOT MY FORMAT