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Quotes added on Friday, March 4 2011

  1. Abigail02 Abigail02
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:30am UTC
    Take caution in what you do
    Because one day, it might fool
    you♥

  2. Elleee Elleee
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:32am UTC
    ICE BLOCK!
    I probably shouldnt lick it,
    oh well.....
    AAAAAHHHHH!

  3. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:32am UTC
    sometimes it seems safer to hold it all in,
    where the only person who can judge is
    yourself
    summer_sage

  4. incomplete incomplete
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:33am UTC
    Don't ever look back and think
    "I wish I could have done that, while I had the chance.."
    because theres a reason you didn't,
    & whether you believe it or not it could be a good reason.
    It may not have ended how you imagined it to.
    Life is better this way, I wouldn't know it any other.
    Plus you cant change the past.
    Why dwell?

  5. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:35am UTC
    G-g-go-go-Go insane, go insane. Throw some glitter make it rain! Now l-l-let me see yo hands! L-l-let me see yo hands!
    ♥Blow - Ke$ha

  6. LittleMissCutie LittleMissCutie
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:37am UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;

  7. SailorGirl SailorGirl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:37am UTC
    Hey you yeah you
    Give me back my quote
    HELP ALL THAT HAVE SUFFERS FROM JOCKER SYNDROME AND DONATE A <3 NOW TO HELP AWARENESS

  8. AvaBava AvaBava
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:38am UTC
    FAILED ATTEMPTS TOWARDS LOVE:
    "I MADE YOU A COOKIE, BUT I ATE IT..."
    "I'LL JUST PRETEND TO HUG YOU UNTIL YOU GET HERE"
    "I WENT TO PICK YOU A FLOWER, BUT IT WAS A VENUS FLY TRAP AND IT BIT ME. SO I GOT YOU THIS PIECE OF GRASS INSTEAD."
    "I LOVE YOU FROM THE HEART OF MY BOTTOM... WAIT, THAT CAME OUT WRONG..."
    "I DREW YOU A PICTURE, BUT I SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER IT."
    I'D PLAY YOU A SONG RIGHT NOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO...."
    "OW! YOU KISSED MY EYE IDIOT!"
    THE MAN STARTS THE PROPOSAL WITH: "WHEN YOU DIE, YOU I WANT YOU TO BE BURIED HERE (POINTS TO FAMILY GRAVE)"
    YOU KNOW YOU SMILED
    NOT MY FORMAT

  9. SailorGirl SailorGirl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:38am UTC
    You Are Beautiful

  10. Elleee Elleee
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:39am UTC
    I eat boys Up
    Breakfast and lunch
    Then when im thirsty
    I drink there blood <3

  11. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:40am UTC
    Wouldn't it be more convenient if everyone
    died in a hole?
    No?
    Then how about just you?
    Thanks.♥

  12. iwrotethisforyou iwrotethisforyou
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:41am UTC
    At times the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place.
    but believe us when we say
    that there is much more good in it than bad.
    and what might seem to be a series of
    unfortunate events
    may in fact,
    be the first steps of a journey.
    --lemony snicket

  13. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:43am UTC
    it's ironic that people who are suppose to be our friends,
    are the ones we feel most threatened by.
    summer_sage

  14. SailorGirl SailorGirl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:45am UTC
    A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.

  15. SailorGirl SailorGirl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:47am UTC
    I Didn’t Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works.

  16. SailorGirl SailorGirl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:47am UTC
    Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.

  17. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:47am UTC
    Teacher :
    Sorry I haven't corrected your exams yet, I have so many to do.
    Student :
    Sorry I haven't done my homework, I have so many to do.
    :)
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  18. jessie1998 jessie1998
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:49am UTC
    and,
    I spent last night,
    sitting in the corner of my room crying,
    all because,
    you were 14 and stupid
    </3

  19. SailorGirl SailorGirl
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:50am UTC
    Dear Mr. Monopoly and Mr. Pringles, you have such epic moustaches.

  20. curiouscase curiouscase
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 12:51am UTC
    i love you.
    what part of that don't you understand.

:)

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