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SailorGirl

1. SailorGirl
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2011 1:37am UTC
   Singing the mario theme song
   and only using the words do and da
   
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2. SailorGirl
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   March 7, 2011 1:35am UTC
   Those friends
   that make you laugh over nothing
   
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3. SailorGirl
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   March 7, 2011 1:34am UTC
   Choosing
   which piece of toast to eat first
   
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4. SailorGirl
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   March 4, 2011 5:52am UTC
   i'm a liar because i don't tell you everything
   i'm fat because i eat when i'm hungry
   i'm a loser because i'm not part of your group
   i'm stupid because sometimes i'm wrong
   i'm ugly because my face isn't perfect
   i'm a pushover because i like making people happy
   i'm fake because i'm too nice
   i'm werid because i'm not like you
   i'm clingy because i don't want to be alone
   i'm insecure because i care what people think of me
   
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5. SailorGirl
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   March 4, 2011 5:51am UTC
   *At restaurant*
   Age 6: Yay!! I get a menu with crayons!
   Age 10: Ugh, not the babyish menu again.
   Age 13: Omg. They seriously did NOT just give me that menu.
   Age 16: EXCUSE ME WAITER, WHERE THE HELL IS MY COLORING MENU?!
   
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6. SailorGirl
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   March 4, 2011 1:33am UTC
   "can i have a Big Mac"
   "sure heres the happy meal you order"
   "i order a Big Mac"
   " if you say one more word i will give you a cheese burger"
   "but but"
   thank you for eating a Mcdonalds today"
   not minee
   
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7. SailorGirl
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   March 4, 2011 1:29am UTC
   Smoking is a real put of :\
   especially if there cute
   
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8. SailorGirl
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   March 4, 2011 1:28am UTC
   bad friend cure:get some food and a bad friend eat the food in front of them each bite you take will be the memories you lost.
   
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9. SailorGirl
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   March 4, 2011 1:26am UTC
   go to hell
   enuff said
   
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10. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 1:23am UTC
    I like your beard :]
    ke$ha :P
    
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11. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 1:07am UTC
    Dear homework your not attractive and im not doing you
    
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12. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 1:03am UTC
    Dear grades, get well soon
    
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13. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 1:01am UTC
    I was gonna post a status, then I remembered I have family on Facebook.
    
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14. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 1:00am UTC
    Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM.
    
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15. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 12:59am UTC
    Making up for teenage crime
    
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16. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 12:56am UTC
    I Was Amazed When I saw “ipod!” Is The Same Upside Down!
    
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17. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 12:54am UTC
    Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
    
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18. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 12:53am UTC
    Terrorists have two eyes, Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not.
    
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19. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 12:50am UTC
    Dear Mr. Monopoly and Mr. Pringles, you have such epic moustaches.
    
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20. SailorGirl
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    March 4, 2011 12:47am UTC
    Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
    
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