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Quotes added on Thursday, February 3 2011

  1. xteebanh xteebanh
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:21am UTC
    It's not Jason Derulo.
    It's JAAYSSSOOONNNN DEEERRRUUULOOO(:

  2. alltimelowgasm alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:23am UTC
    Give me therapy,
    I'm a walking travesty,
    But I'm smiling and everything <3
    - all time low, therapy.

  3. WinnieWasHere WinnieWasHere
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:24am UTC
    -I'm sorry I missed your calls
    Jks, I just choose to ignore them

  4. xteebanh xteebanh
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:24am UTC
    I M P E R F E C T I O N (:

  5. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:27am UTC
    I know there's sunshine behind that rain.
    I know there's good times behind that pain.
    Can you tell me how I can make a change?
    I close my eyes, and I can see a better day,
    I close my eyes and pray.
    I close my eyes and I can see a better day, I close my eyes and pray.

  6. alltimelowgasm alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:29am UTC
    Come one, Come all,
    You're just in time,
    To witness my first breakdown.
    ♥♥♥

  7. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:31am UTC
    "Dude,let's
    watch a horror
    movie"
    *several hours later*
    "Dude, walk me to the bathroom"

  8. alltimelowgasm alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:33am UTC
    Dear mom who always asks who I'm texting,
    Oh, you know, just that creepy old man down the street; the one who always gives me candy.
    Sincerely, just stop.

  9. xotumblerxo xotumblerxo
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:33am UTC
    I'm a loser;
    i'm going to bed at 12:30, & we have snow day.

  10. LittleMissLovely LittleMissLovely
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:33am UTC
    And even though
    we talk all the time,
    At the end of the day,
    We're still miles apart.

  11. Del Del
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:33am UTC
    Yeah, we act like idiots. We laugh to hard and make complete fools of ourselves but that's why were friends. </3

  12. alltimelowgasm alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:35am UTC
    anyone wanna pull an all-nighter with me?
    leave a comment [:

  13. alltimelowgasm alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:36am UTC
    That awkward moment when you eat skittles, and you're like,
    "hell, this doesn't taste like a rainbow."

  14. Juana Juana
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:37am UTC
    Back in LOVE! Why can't you just leave me alone!?

  15. BestOfTheBestx3 BestOfTheBestx3
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:38am UTC
    Girls think they can change players. But maybe it's the girls that need to change because players are just on a mission to find that someone who makes him wanna lose his desire to play (;

  16. alltimelowgasm alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:41am UTC
    that awkward moment when bruno mars is discharged from the army because he keeps trying to catch the grenades

  17. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:49am UTC
    I've
    already picked my
    kids names
    out,
    fave this is
    you have too :)

  18. sarahboo7 sarahboo7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:49am UTC
    You opened it!! Good luck!! tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you something good will happen between 1:00-4:oopm tomorrow it could be ANYWHERE get ready for the biggest shock of ur lifeIf you don't post this on u r page within 15 minutes your love life will be terrible for the next ten years!

  19. livinlifeinthefastlane livinlifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:56am UTC
    Letters To Daddy #1:
    You know that feeling you get; Like someone is watching you?
    I get that feel all the time , But it doesn't scare me , Because I know its you Daddy, I know its you watching over me and protecting me . I love you and miss you so much . Do you hear me ? Do you hear me talk to you at night before I go to bed, I never forget to say goodnight to you, And I know you say it back . The other day at school I wasn't feeling to good about my social studies exam and I was ready to give up . But then I felt a tap on my shoulder; I looked over , It was you . You told me not to give up . You encouraged me to try my hardest no matter what and to have faith in myself . And guess what daddy ? I finished the whole test, and I think I did pretty good to . Thanks Daddy , for helping me . I'm off to bed though . So goodnight , sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite . Oh wait Daddy one more thing, My cheerleading competition is this Saturday , Do you think you could come ? It'd mean a whole lot to me . I hope I see you there,
    Goodnight Daddy, I love You
    RIP Daddy ; I love you
    Gone but never forgotten

  20. CrayZinLuv CrayZinLuv
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:57am UTC
    Dates of Our Lives
    Chapter 25
    He smirked, “Come on, we’ve been over this, you’re amazing, I’m the one who doesn’t deserve you.”
    I blushed, “Don’t say that babe, you know that that isn’t true.”
    “Yeah it is, Soph,” he replied matter-of-factly.
    “No it’s not, but whatever, I think it’s time to eat so you wanna come into the dining room?” I answered, still blushing.
    “It’s time for dinner William, Hannah, Sophia, Garrett, Dakota, and Oliver! Soph, Hannah, you wanna get Zinnia and Zander out from their cribs for me?” Mom asked us.
    Garrett interjected, “Mrs. Wheeler, can I help get the twins? Because of my little brother, Charlie, and all I think I can help Soph out with Zinnia and Zander.”
    “As long as Hannah doesn’t mind, knock yourself out Garrett,” Mom joked.
    Hannah replied, “Oh, I can assure you I don’t mind.”
    With that, Garrett and I walked up the stairs. I was going to get Zinnia from her pale yellow room with pictures of bunnies on the right side of the hallway. Her room was right next to mine and there was a hallway connecting our rooms, so that whenever she cried in the night, I could calm her down. Zander, on the other hand, had a light green room with on the walls and his room was connected to Hannah’s room with a miniature hallway so that if he needed help in the night, she could help him.
    I woke up Zinnia and got her out of her crib. I dressed Zinnia in a cute little outfit with ladybugs on it. Zinnia has really curly light brown hair and hazel eyes. I walked out of Zinnia’s room, just as Garrett was walking out of Zander’s room.
    He changed Zander into a green striped polo shirt and jeans. Zander has wavy light brown hair and the same shade of light brown eyes. He looked so adorable, ok so both of them looked adorable, but Zander looked especially cute. I gave Garrett a quick peck on the lips and smiled.
    “What?” he curiously asked.
    I smiled, “You’re just amazing with kids, you know that?”
    “Well, like I told your mom, I had to do this with Charlie too, because he’s only three so I had to do this only about a year ago,” he answered.
    We walked downstairs and put Zander and Zinnia in their high chairs. Zinnia’s was lavender with white polka dots and Zander’s was light grey with navy stripes. Zander’s high chair was placed to the left of me and Garrett was going to sit on the right of me. Zinnia’s high chair was placed to the left of Mom. We switch off who feeds Zinnia and Zander, but today it was me feeding Zander and Mom feeding Zinnia. Even Dakota feeds them sometimes, even though she’s only ten.
    Witty screwed up spacing, sorry

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