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alltimelowgasm

1. alltimelowgasm
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2011 4:07pm UTC
   i don't hate you because you're fat.
   you're fat....because i hate you.
   mean girls<3
   
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2. alltimelowgasm
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   June 16, 2011 11:30pm UTC
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3. alltimelowgasm
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2011 7:12am UTC
   Dear Impossible,
   Screw you, I just made a campfire underwater.
   Sincerely, Spongebob
   
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4. alltimelowgasm
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2011 7:06am UTC
   Dear People Who Think Labels Are Stupid,
   You're right. Nobody's actually stupid enough to accidentally drink hand lotion instead of rubbing it on their hands. They are, however, smart enough to do it on purpose so that they can sue for millions of dollars.
   Sincerely,
   Think About It
   
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5. alltimelowgasm
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 10:58pm UTC
   oh; you're so pretty!
   but your personality killed it.
   
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6. alltimelowgasm
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   May 22, 2011 10:52pm UTC
   that awkward moment when a fictional character dies and your whole life doesn't make sense anymore.
   <|3
   
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7. alltimelowgasm
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2011 11:57pm UTC
   Comment if you're a guy.
   Fave if you're a girl.
   I wannnnna see the ratio. <3
   
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8. alltimelowgasm
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2011 11:51pm UTC
   When I'm single, I want to be taken.
   When I'm taken, I want to be single.
   Can I ever win? NO.
   
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9. alltimelowgasm
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2011 11:46pm UTC
   Favorite if:
   *you're secretly an unknown species from some galaxy far beyond this earth.
   *if you're a person.
   
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10. alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment whenyour girlfriend beats you in black ops and then asks you to make her a sandwich
    ♥
    
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11. alltimelowgasm
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    February 3, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    Dear people who think that age is just a number,
    Oh really?
    Sincerely, jail is just a room
    
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12. alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:41am UTC
    that awkward moment when bruno mars is discharged from the army because he keeps trying to catch the grenades
    
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13. alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:36am UTC
    That awkward moment when you eat skittles, and you're like,
    "hell, this doesn't taste like a rainbow."
    
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14. alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:35am UTC
    anyone wanna pull an all-nighter with me?
    leave a comment [:
    
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15. alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:33am UTC
    Dear mom who always asks who I'm texting,
    Oh, you know, just that creepy old man down the street; the one who always gives me candy.
    Sincerely, just stop.
    
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16. alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:29am UTC
    Come one, Come all,
    You're just in time,
    To witness my first breakdown.
    ♥♥♥
    
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17. alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:23am UTC
    Give me therapy,
    I'm a walking travesty,
    But I'm smiling and everything <3
    - all time low, therapy.
    
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18. alltimelowgasm
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    February 3, 2011 1:22am UTC
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19. alltimelowgasm
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 1:21am UTC
    "Does this dress make me look fat?"
    "No, the fat makes you look fat."
    *sorry this isn't pretty, it's my first quote on witty, and i thought it was a bit humorous. [:
    
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