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Quotes added on Friday, December 3 2010

  1. plankton plankton
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:32am UTC
    Should have gone to Specsavers.

  2. Errnow123 Errnow123
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:37am UTC
    Today i jammed our printer trying to print Disney colouring pages,
    I needed something to use my 150 pack of crayons. this excuse did not work for my mother.
    MLIA

  3. plankton plankton
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:40am UTC
    * Licks You *
    Mmm, needs a pinch of salt.

  4. Errnow123 Errnow123
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:41am UTC
    Today, the sinks flooded in the girl's bathrooms at school.
    Someone wrote ''the chamber of secrets has opened'' in lipstick on the mirror.
    I love my school.
    MLIA

  5. HandsBehindMyBack_x HandsBehindMyBack_x
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:42am UTC

  6. erinnn erinnn
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:48am UTC
    Fave
    If
    You
    Just
    Highlighted!!!!!

  7. plankton plankton
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:51am UTC
    My Good God.jhndkljoksdjfjkdlkslnlkl
    That spider must have had morehghg
    than a few plastic surgeries to be that big.

  8. CottonCandySlayer CottonCandySlayer
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:56am UTC
    Does eny one remeber JoJo??? That chick that sang Too Little Too Late
    Fav if you do

  9. Teamskittles Teamskittles
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:59am UTC
    WAS I DRUNK
    OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP?

  10. naturalmoi naturalmoi
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:12am UTC
    Dear blanket,
    Please know I still love you more than a Snuggie.
    Sincerely, old school.
    not mine >> credit to dear blank please blank (: ... sorry if it's already on here just thought it was hilarous (:

  11. PritynPopular PritynPopular
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:14am UTC
    Love
    Is like a
    Rainbow.
    It doesn’t last long
    BUT
    When it’s here
    It fills your life with colour and beauty

  12. PritynPopular PritynPopular
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:16am UTC
    It’s nearly Christmas!!!!!!!!

  13. bettynicknick bettynicknick
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:20am UTC
    Dear tounge,
    Cant touch this
    Sincerely, elbow. \\♥

  14. Eziona Eziona
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:22am UTC
    But if it makes you happy,
    keep on clapping.
    Just remember I'll be by your side..
    And if you don't let go.
    It's going to pass you by.

  15. fallingapart6510 fallingapart6510
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:23am UTC
    Can somebody tell me, why? Why do our dreams go wrong? Why can't we all be loved? Where do we start? Oh, and tell me when, when will we ever learn? There's no where else we can turn, the truth is in our hearts ♥

  16. Eziona Eziona
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:26am UTC
    When someone makes you want to smile,
    just
    smile.

  17. lovingforeverxx lovingforeverxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:26am UTC
    i alwa ys want what i cant have,
    &boy yoursomethingicanthave.
    format credit;; anitahammyG

  18. xmaryfairy89x xmaryfairy89x
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:27am UTC
    Why do people put stupid quotes for favorites?
    && then they get the favorites;
    and they're proud of it...?
    If one of my quotes gets a lot of favorites, I want it to be a good quote that I worked hard on.
    not for some SILLY quotes like..
    If you favorite this I will do blah blah blah.

  19. Evelynn Evelynn
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:29am UTC
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    Laugh jiggling:THE ART of shaking and laughing hysterically at the same time!
    ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
    format credit;; itsvianna

  20. bettynicknick bettynicknick
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:30am UTC
    The joy you get from seeing
    someone fall over\\♥

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