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Quotes added on Wednesday, December 1 2010

  1. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 3:56am UTC
    It's December,
    and i'm leaving behind everything bad that's happened before. it's the last month of 2010, and i for one am going to make it worth living.

    not my format.

  2. rehthequeen rehthequeen
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 3:57am UTC
    Boy and girl walking on a trail
    Girl: It's so nice out today
    Boy: Yeah it is.
    Girl: why is the world so pretty?
    Boy: because your in it.
    thought it was cute.
    mine.

  3. shortstacklover shortstacklover
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 3:59am UTC
    "I'm on my way" LOL jk, I'm doing my hair
    > boarder credit to: Shanny_1997

  4. laurenhorse laurenhorse
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:03am UTC
    ⍢⍨⍤ ⍩ (jk)n.↰↰↰ ↰⬅↰ I Hate It When People Ask 1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?) 2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!) 3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!) 4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.) 5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes) 6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.) 7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked) 8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!) 9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose) 10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it) 11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: ) 12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??) 13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay) 14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week) 15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays) *hope yah likeeee!!(: *Dont Jock!!!!

  5. BackInBlack BackInBlack
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:12am UTC
    War doesn’t determine who is right.
    War determines who is left.

  6. Lailahh Lailahh
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:21am UTC
    Calling me ugly won't make you pretty.
    In fact, it just makes you uglier.

  7. Lailahh Lailahh
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:24am UTC
    Dear Steve,
    With all due respect, but I believe that it be would more appropriate for the URL of Witty to be wittygirls.com instead of wittyprofiles.com
    Thank you, Witty Girls

  8. shortstacklover shortstacklover
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:37am UTC
    Saying sorry to your pet when you hit them..

  9. whatsfunnyis whatsfunnyis
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:39am UTC
    If I died, would you cry?, he asks.
    A few months ago, I would have, but I don't know anymore, I reply.
    Oh, okay, is all he had to say.

  10. whatsfunnyis whatsfunnyis
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:39am UTC
    If I died, would you cry?, he asks.
    A few months ago, I would have, but I don't know anymore, I reply.
    Oh, okay, is all he had to say.

  11. Kelly_Bieber23 Kelly_Bieber23
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:48am UTC
    Hi I'm
    HANDY ANDY
    I'm gonna cream all over your bench
    and make your mum clean it up :D

  12. caus_im_a_ninja caus_im_a_ninja
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:09am UTC
    Laughing real hard and realising its not even that funny

  13. Ayjae Ayjae
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:10am UTC
    To That Reaction You Get When
    You Run Into A Spider Web

  14. shan1362 shan1362
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:14am UTC
    Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
    dear zeke
    i love you and i've known you for over a year and it really bugs me that we have never met in person, it sucks that we live in two different countries. but if i get into this uni in america its only about an hour away where you live so it will be truly worth it.
    i really like you and i hope i never loose you
    love shan

  15. lifeloveandwriting lifeloveandwriting
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:26am UTC
    Envied Love
    ChapterEleven
    "Matt! Matt, wait up!" I ran to him, my feet slipping out of my ballet flat style shoes. He turned, his gorgeous black hair twirling round his head.
    "Rosie!" he exclaimed and put on a smile. I felt my stomach twist. I felt guilty.
    "Matt... we can't... we can't be together right now... I'm with Daniel... I just came to tell you, I want to be friends at least. But I'm not ready to give up what I have at the moment. I love Daniel and he loves me. But I really do want us to be friends. I hate not being able to talk to you, or even look at you..."
    "Right. I got that vibe that you didn't want me any more when you rejected me the other day," his eyes narrowed ever so slightly at me.
    "Matt please! I just want us to be the friends we were before!"
    "Before?" he growled. "Before we were together. We were girlfriend and boyfriend! We kissed and we laughed and we smiled at eachother! We were in love!"
    "You can't just listen to me can you?" I asked angrily. It was more of a rhetorical question, I didn't expect an answer.
    "No!" he shouted. "No I can't! I don't want to listen to you! I don't want anything but be with you, Rosie, I love you!" he came towards me then, taking three steps to reach me. And before I knew it his hands were around my face and his lips were on mine.
    "Matt!" I shrieked, batting him away. Then I ran. And where I was going, I didn't know.
    ♥Fav? Comment? Follow?♥
    Comment if you like the new title layout please xxx
    (c) lifeloveandwriting. allmine.donttake.

  16. Abbey_Hilton Abbey_Hilton
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:29am UTC
    That one person, that favorites your quote,
    who you kind of just want to
    hug*

  17. StupidNerd StupidNerd
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:30am UTC
    The Crush Survey
    Do you like a guy?
    If the answer is no, don't even bother with this.
    What color is his hair: brown :]
    What style is it: Well, he spikes it up ? lol
    What color eyes: Green i think :S
    Cute smile: hell yeah :D
    Braces: nah
    Glasses: no
    Abs: slightly
    Height: Same height, about 5'8
    What grade is he in: well year8 ?..
    How did you meet him: Well, my friend used to like him, and i kept talking to him, trying to get him to like her and then i acidently started liking him..whoops
    How long have you known him: a year and a bit, i guess
    Would you consider him your friend: yep
    Would he consider you his friend:
    hope so :D
    If you asked him for a hug, would he give you one: yeah, hugs everyone, he does :)
    Does he play any sports: football
    Can he play the guitar: nope, sadly :(
    What about any other musical instruments: don't think so haha
    Last thing he said to you: Oi, you can talk, see ya later (:
    Do you guys ever text: nope
    How about AIM: no
    Facebook chat: no
    Last time you were on his Facebook profile: today, just then :S
    Have you "liked" his profile picture: i have liked all his pictures. :D
    Has he ever commented on any of your photos: no
    Has he ever written on your wall: no
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: jeans, footy shirt or a hoodie
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: this one polo shirt he has :')
    Least favorite thing: how god damn loud he is :')
    Has he ever let you wear his hoodie/jacket:
    no :(
    What do his sneakers look like: white with green
    Do you know what his favorite bands/singers/songs are: Guns and roses.
    What song best describes your attitude towards him: Queit and stands back
    What would be his theme song: One week, bare naked ladies :')
    Do you know when his birthday is: 2nd/3rd march, i always forget which one :')
    Has he ever given you anything (such as jewelry, candy, pencils, etc):Nope
    Do you have any classes together: no
    Do you think that he likes you back: no
    Do your friends know that you like him: A couple of them
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him: Hahaha, no hell no
    Does he know that you like him: I think he can guess, but no
    Do you parents know he exists: Yeah
    Do they know that you like him: nope
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him: I don't know..
    Have you met his parents: No, sounds scary :S
    What would you do if he read this survey: I actually really want him too haha

  18. LoveSweetLove LoveSweetLove
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:42am UTC
    Fiightiin'with the one you lovee...
    seeiinn' who can say iloveyou more
    i love Him
    more than he will ever know.
    fave this if you love someone ; ' )

  19. xXBonnieeXx xXBonnieeXx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:52am UTC
    I Wish I Was A Little Kid Again
    Because
    Skinned Knees Are Easier To Heal Then
    Broken Hearts.

  20. ShadowPhoenix2010 ShadowPhoenix2010
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 5:56am UTC
    Just a side note: I want to thank rehthequeen for the ideas for my story, and I'm not sure if I'm going to go with them yet, but I did come up with a beginning. Any other ideas or constructive comments are greatly appreciated. Also, once I have more to the story I'll post more, and you can help me come up with a title. I don't think I have enough to come up with one now. Well, here's part of chapter one.
    Untitled
    Chapter 1 part 1
    "Good morning Raven," I say to my dog as I turn off my alarm.
    I walk over to the mirror hanging from the back of my door, see my turquoise colored eyes are a tad blood shot, wipe off yesterdays makeup, and then turn on my straightener. As if I really needed to straighten my hair though. This blonde mess never did anything but a little wave. I straighten it anyway, just enough so that my bangs will stay on one side of my face. I have just enough eyeliner on to not have to put any on today. That was always good. Ggggrrrbbleeee... My stomach is talking to me, time to see what my mom cooked up for breakfast.
    "Hey Illiana. Sleep well?" asks my mom.
    "I would sleep better if I had that new bed you promised two paychecks ago. And Mom, it would be nice if you started calling me Illy. Illiana is just so..." I started to say before someone cut me off.
    "Illy, be nice to your mom. At least you have a mother figure that loves you no matter what" he whispered in my ear.
    I turn around and it was Jaxson, my boyfriend of four years, finally back from visiting his grandparents.
    "Ohh Jax you're back! I missed you so much, you have no idea."
    "Illy, I'm pretty sure I missed you just as much if not more" he said in his calm but assertive voice.
    "So, what's for breakfast Mrs. Dawson?" Jax asked, and I heard another grumble.
    "French toast, bacon, and fruit. That is unless you two want something else," she said.
    I grabbed myself a plate, loaded it with four pieces of french toast and two pieces of moms' infamous turkey bacon, then took a bowl out of the dishwasher to put some fruit in. Jax did the same. I waited for him to finish putting what seemed like all the food onto his plate, then we walked over to the table together. I sat across from Jax, like we always did, and just stared at him for a while; glad he was finally home. I knew Jaxson was my 'soul mate' when he bumped into me in the hallway my freshman year. He was the out-spoken, yet overly attractive boy on the baseball team. His grass green eyes and his perfect smile are what reeled me in. I noticed Jax cut his hair since I've seen him last, he no longer had curly sandy blonde hair, it was cut just long enough for him to spike it. Different, but cute on him.
    "Illy. Why are you staring at me?" he asked playfully.
    "Sorry Jax, just remembering when you ran into me the beginning of my freshman year," I said.
    "When I ran into you, you mean when you ran into me!" he said playfully.
    "I guess," I mumbled, shoving a bite of french toast into my mouth.
    "So, what's on the agenda today?" my mom asked.
    Before I had a chance to answer, Jax says "Well, seeing as I'm home a few days early, I wanted to surprise Illiana with a little more than just me being home early." I'll have to ask him what that was about when we get away from my mom. She was always too nosey for my liking.

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