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Kelly_Bieber23

1. Kelly_Bieber23
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2010 3:52am UTC
   Ear lobes are over rated.
   
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2. Kelly_Bieber23
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2010 4:48am UTC
   Hi I'm
   HANDY ANDY
   I'm gonna cream all over your bench
   and make your mum clean it up :D
   
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3. Kelly_Bieber23
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2010 3:38am UTC
   Meow
   
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4. Kelly_Bieber23
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2010 3:27am UTC
   If I stood next to
   BIG BEN
   with my pants down
   they would have to rename it
   LITTLE BEN :)
   
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5. Kelly_Bieber23
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2010 2:57am UTC
   If you cant make fun of your self,
   you cant make fun of anyone.
   
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6. Kelly_Bieber23
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2010 2:50am UTC
   That akward moment
   when you receive a msg from last nights sins,
   then you count the drinks that you devoured and think to your self
   “did I make out with a fox or a donkey?”
   to write back or to not write back, that is the question.
   
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7. Kelly_Bieber23
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2010 2:35am UTC
   My blocked nose switches from one side to another
   like a confused teenage lesbian
   
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8. Kelly_Bieber23
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2010 12:03am UTC
   That awkward moment when you meet Justin Bieber and you put your ear up to his heart and its not going
   "Knock Knock"
   
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