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Quotes added on Wednesday, September 9 2009

  1. LucyChanDesu LucyChanDesu happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 12:54pm UTC
    I DON'T CARE IF I DIE AT MIDNIGHT.
    {{I refuse to re-post your chain-quotes.}}

  2. CardinalsFan CardinalsFan
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 1:16pm UTC
    you gotta love
    who you are
    to ever have
    anyone else
    love you.

  3. CardinalsFan CardinalsFan
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 1:17pm UTC
    be your own biggest fan

  4. bekahh_x bekahh_x
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 1:18pm UTC
    peanut butter smack !
    how do you like me now ,
    biznitch ?!
    danecookislife<3

  5. CardinalsFan CardinalsFan
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 1:27pm UTC
    BBBBBBBBBBB
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    baseball?? yes/no??

  6. kristivia kristivia
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 1:45pm UTC
    its funny how
    people on witty
    cant be nice for once
    and faver a quote
    that has no faves
    so be nice
    and faver<3
    thanx

  7. _flamie_ _flamie_
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 1:57pm UTC
    Maybe it's not my (weekend)
    But it's gonna be my year
    And I'm so (sick) of watching
    While the minutes pass
    [[As__ I__go__nowhere]]
    And this is my reaction
    To (everything) I fear
    Cause I've been going crazy
    I don't want to waste
    >Another minute<
    H____e_____r_____e____.

  8. Misz__Bien Misz__Bien
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:06pm UTC
    i miss my boyfriend
    but not only because he has the most beautiful eyes in the world
    or the prettiest face, or just because he's so cute and adorable.
    no, i miss him, because i need someone to be there for me,
    someone who says that he loves me and mean it.
    that's why i miss him; i need the feeling that i'm being loved.
    15-08-08

  9. Misz__Bien Misz__Bien
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:07pm UTC
    what are we supposed to do?
    after all that we've been through
    when everything that fellt so right
    is wrong, now that the love is gone..

  10. xDoMiNiiQuex xDoMiNiiQuex
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:18pm UTC
    - your not my favorite mistake;
    your just a simple regret *
    ( sorry if its already on here, iDIDNT steal it from anyone. ]

  11. xDoMiNiiQuex xDoMiNiiQuex
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:25pm UTC
    & it's hard to wait around for something
    that you know might never ---------->
    h a p p e n
    but its even harder to give up wen you
    know its something that you've always,
    w a n t e d

  12. cheerxmex5 cheerxmex5
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:40pm UTC
    ANDREA+BENNETT
    9 / 8 / 200 9 <3

  13. lkearney38 lkearney38
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:41pm UTC
    YOU MAN! →
    - haha insiderrr with nellie (:

  14. xXTwilightlvrXx1901 xXTwilightlvrXx1901
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:50pm UTC
    10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
    1. Reach in and grab the giblets.
    2. Whew! That’s one terrific spread!
    3. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
    4. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
    5. Talk about huge breasts!
    6. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
    7. She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
    8. It’s Cool Whip time!
    9. If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!
    10. It must be broken, ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

  15. emiibabexo4 emiibabexo4
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:52pm UTC
    CHEERLEADING
    not only a sport, but a passion. <3

  16. xXTwilightlvrXx1901 xXTwilightlvrXx1901
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:54pm UTC
    How To Respond To Pickup Lines
    “Haven’t we met before?”
    “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
    “So, wanna go back to my place?”
    “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
    “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
    “It’s in the phone book.”
    “But I don’t know your name.”
    “That’s in the phone book too.”
    “So what do you do for a living?”
    “I’m a female impersonator.”
    “Hey, baby, What’s your sign?”
    “Stop.”
    “I know how to please a woman.”
    “Then please leave me alone.”
    “I want to give myself to you.”
    “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
    “Your body is like a temple.”
    “Sorry, there are no services today.”
    “I’d go through anything for you.”
    “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
    “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
    “Yes, but would you stay there?”

  17. piperleo123 piperleo123
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:59pm UTC
    -- The girl who was seemed --
    Вяoκe.
    The girl who seemed
    so strong
    Čяυмвℓeđ.
    The girl who always
    laughed it off
    Čяıeđ.
    The... girl who would
    never stop trying
    -- fınαlly Ğανē Uρ...

  18. hannahbanana13 hannahbanana13
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 3:03pm UTC
    *heyyyyyshmexy*

  19. xokimberrly xokimberrly
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 3:05pm UTC
    i've been spending all my time
    just thinking 'bout you
    i don't know what to do
    i think i'm falling for you
    .....♥.....

  20. emiibabexo4 emiibabexo4
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 3:07pm UTC
    we walk around like we are retarded,
    laugh at everything,
    completely embarass ourselves in public,
    but thats why we are....
    BEST FRIENDS<3

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