“Haven’t we met before?”
“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
 

“So, wanna go back to my place?”
“Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”


 

“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”

 

“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”

 

“So what do you do for a living?”
“I’m a female impersonator.”

 

“Hey, baby, What’s your sign?”
“Stop.”

 

“I know how to please a woman.”
“Then please leave me alone.”

 

“I want to give myself to you.”
“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

 

“Your body is like a temple.”
“Sorry, there are no services today.”

 

“I’d go through anything for you.”
“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

 

“I would go to the end of the world for you.”
“Yes, but would you stay there?”