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Quotes added on Tuesday, July 21 2009

  1. LoveXoLiveXoSwim LoveXoLiveXoSwim
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:23am UTC
    i believe in pink.
    i believe that laughing
    is the best calorie burner.
    i believe in kissing. kissing a lot.
    i believe in being strong when
    everything seems to be going wrong.
    i believe that happy girls
    are the prettiest girls. i believe
    that tomorrow is another
    day and i believe in
    miracles.

  2. spinnychair spinnychair
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:25am UTC
    How I Met Your Mother Quote #3
    Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story

  3. xicourtney xicourtney
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:26am UTC
    Until you come back I can't breathe
    Until you come back I got no reason
    Got my heart, my heart down on it's knees
    I still need you beside me

  4. xicourtney xicourtney
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:27am UTC
    girls they love me
    boys they adore me
    haters hate me
    but they cant avoid me

  5. xicourtney xicourtney
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:28am UTC
    even if we fight a thousand times, there no place
    id rather be then in your arms <3

  6. xicourtney xicourtney
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:29am UTC
    Baby, what's meant to be would surely be
    If you loved me baby you would understand
    But I can't give you anything
    I don't have myself to give and it's killing me inside

  7. legallyblond legallyblond
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:30am UTC
    i don't like you because...
    when i see you, i start to smile,
    my heart beats out of my chest,
    my hands sweat,
    i want to hold you,
    i don't want to leave,
    i don't like you because
    ((you make me want you)).
    xoxo
    legallyblond

  8. LoveXoLiveXoSwim LoveXoLiveXoSwim
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:31am UTC
    Explaining
    my
    love
    for
    you
    is
    like
    -finding-
    a
    cure
    for
    cancer.
    I love you.

  9. xicourtney xicourtney
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:32am UTC
    i have learned,
    i need nobody. i will lead my
    own path in life. people will
    make impressions and give
    ideas, but in the end, i will do
    my own thing and create my
    own future. + i dont need
    anyones help. you can give
    me your advice, but im not
    promising ill take it.
    ill do my own thing.

  10. lovin_life_x50 lovin_life_x50
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:32am UTC
    So one day...
    I'll get over you.
    But boy,
    that day won't be coming anytime soon.
    <3

  11. xicourtney xicourtney
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:32am UTC
    i would walk 73.4 miles just for you.

  12. Shrub_xx Shrub_xx
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:33am UTC
    When you have everything,
    you have everything to lose.

  13. 4everandalwayz 4everandalwayz
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:34am UTC
    &+*Real
    love|stories
    never *have *endings

  14. what_if_i_still_love_him what_if_i_still_love_him
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:35am UTC
    Me (12:24:20 AM): so whattya up to?
    Him(12:25:48 AM): talking to the smartest, most beautiful, kindest young woman I have ever met, or even dreamed of
    Me (12:26:42 AM): well im talking to someone even better...hes handsome and sweet and one day hes gonna change the world..oh did i mention i love you?
    Him (12:27:42 AM): I love you too, but when am I going to meet this guy? it seems like we would really get along?
    Me (12:28:01 AM): oh yess
    Me (12:28:06 AM): its u, u silly goose
    Him (12:28:08 AM): ik i just wanted to hear u say it

  15. soccerchica56 soccerchica56
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:37am UTC
    it's pretty simple...
    he was the one i thought i wanted to be with
    but ended up being a jerk
    there i'm done
    no cinderella ending

  16. xoxsummerxgalxox xoxsummerxgalxox
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:39am UTC
    Being Happy Doesn't Mean Everything Is Perfect...
    It means that you've decided to look further than the imperfections of life.
    **credit to Hot-lyts

  17. FreshhFanArt FreshhFanArt
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:41am UTC
    fan art, requestt.

  18. xoxsummerxgalxox xoxsummerxgalxox
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:46am UTC
    Random Fact #1
    Bill Gates started Microsoft in a recession.
    **saw it on a billboard=].
    Possible Series...Comment.

  19. FreshhFanArt FreshhFanArt
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:46am UTC
    I make fan art :]

  20. gretchiexxo gretchiexxo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:48am UTC
    “You know, when it works, love is pretty amazing. It’s not overrated.
    There’s a reason for all those love songs.”
    okayy i was reading a book called This Lullaby by Sarah Dessen and after i finished it i went back and wrote down some quotes that i absolutly just fell in love with . . . it is an AMAZING book and every one should read it!

:)

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