Quotes added on Monday, June 22 2009

XBrokenXlilXGurlX
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 2:24am UTC

You’re my best friend. If you go down, babe I’m coming down with you. <3

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randomxxcardss42xo
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 2:25am UTC

and plus theres the fact,
That I'm totally and completely, head-over-heels in
love with a boy that could never be anything more
than just "one of my best friends"

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Iggykidjr
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 2:26am UTC

Dont Forget!#1
You cant spell [Family]
Without the[ily]
At the end.<3

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Randomnluvinit3
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 2:33am UTC

+& we're living in a world;;
where the young try to look old,
the old try to look fake,
and the fake try to look real.
we're all trying to be someone else,
when it's better to be ourselves.
credit.

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randomxxcardss42xo
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 2:35am UTC

And so I'm sitting here
at my computer, as its 2:30 am. knowing that I
have to get up in 4.5 hours, not tired one bit,
dreading whatever it is that tomorrow is going to
bring and just hoping theres time for about three
cups of coffee in the morning, and wondering what
the hell is wrong with me.

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Iggykidjr
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 3:09am UTC

When God wrote the Ten Commandments,
Chuck norris was not yet born.
These are what he wrote:
ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'
SIX: 'You shall not murder.'
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'
Once Chuck was born,
God revised the Commandments to this:
ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'
'No Gods come before me, and none come after Chuck Norris'
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
'No images of angels, gods, devils, or any other divine or demonic being shall be allowed. Chuck Norris is not considered divine, as he has not entered heaven yet. Images of him
allowed. If it is good, you will definitly be allowed in Heaven.'
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'
'If you use my name in vain, Chuck will roundhouse you, causing you death. You
will then be sent to the devil, Satan.'
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
'On Sunday, the Sabbath, come to church, go home, watch a Chuck Norris Film,
and visit his grave once he has passed into heaven.
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'
'Honor your mother and father as if they were Chuck'
SIX: 'You shall not murder.'
'You shall not roundhouse-kill anyone, as this is stealing Chucks special gift'
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'
'Every unmarried women is Chucks. Any married women shall pretend their husband
is Chuck.'
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'
'Stealing will result in Chuck riding up and roundhousing you.'
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'
'Chuck knows when you are gossiping. You do that, you will never be able to look,
hear, or think about the name Chuch Norris, or his movies, fans, and other property.'
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'
'You do not live next to Chuck, and Chuck is the only one you
should envy, therefore, do not envy your real neighbor's things.'

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ohhdang28
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 3:37am UTC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT!!
THE COOKIES ARE DONE
ALL MINE BD

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xXxPiiNaYxXx
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 3:45am UTC

Im Sorry...
Im sorry im doing this but i
just hate summer
relationships..
im tired of
letting
you
down
so much..
i feel like im
disappointing
you so much....ii
dont wanna let you
go but then again i do
im sorry..im having mixed
feelings..i don't want this to
hurt our friend relationship.....
and plus she is letting me down i
cant take it anymore..ii just dont know
how we will end up as..i still like you though
but as i say these 4 words terrifying words "I
wanna break up"...tears are rolling down my
face..my make up is running and i can feel your
pain...trust me sweetie it hurts me as much as it hurts
you...Im sorry..please forgive me at the end..you are one
of my bestfriends....
im Sorry
Made By: Alyssa ..A(LIE)ssa
xXxPiiNaYxXx
Sorry it might be crappy..it was made up at the top of my head and its 2:35 A,M.

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ilessthenthreeyou
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 3:51am UTC

imona[boat]

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xem_n_emsx
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 4:26am UTC

Does anyone else hate blonde jokes?
They're just so MEAN!
Come on....! Not all dlondes are bumb!

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Ahna
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 4:39am UTC

When people ask me if I have killed anyone, I say
" Do dreams count?"

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LucyChanDesu
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 4:52am UTC

You can't spell
(( family ]]
without the
(( ily ]]

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LoST_iN_EvERYTHiNGxx
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 6:33am UTC

"When it comes down to it,
let them think what they want,
if they care enough to bother with what i do then
i'm already better then them anyway".
Marilyn Monroe

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princesspanda
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 6:38am UTC

i believe every comment should be given the maturity it deserves so when you tell me
that i am so GAY
the only response mature enough is
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
fave if you are sick of people useing Gay as an insult

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chocomocogirlxox
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 7:02am UTC

you're gonna miss this
you're gonna want this back you're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast
these are some good times so take a good look around you may not know it now
but you're gonna miss this

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x30LOLx30
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 7:10am UTC

do you know what i think is funny...
that every time we pass in the hall way you act
like you've never kissed me, every time we talk
you act like someone i don't even know anymore.

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x30LOLx30
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 7:15am UTC

i dont just misss you,
i'm in lovee with you..
</3

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shecklergirl2112
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 7:41am UTC

Knock Knock
Whos there
me i kill you!
~once again, jeff dunhams a genuis

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eerikaaxo0
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 7:46am UTC

Anatidaephobia:
the fear that somehow...
somewhere...
a duck is watching you...

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shecklergirl2112
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 7:48am UTC

You are seriously asking me this?
well do i still love you
let me think...
You left me standing in the rain
you canceled our plans 6times
you didnt call,txt, im, email, tweet back
and you said you would
you stare at girls constantly
you broke my heart
now you want me back
So do i still love you
Boy are you blind?!?!
Do you really need to ask?
well duh im still in love with you
true story, unfortunatly

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