Quotes added on Thursday, December 25 2008

cheerchick999
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December 25, 2008 10:27am UTC

'we're lik paperclips. linked together now, and hopefully forever '

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pinkroxx78
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:28am UTC

don't worry about falling in love; because in fairy tales they dont
fall in love until the [[very]] last page. <3

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zavidowxox5
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:31am UTC

*L!Ve*L!Fe*LoUd*
...don't waste it being quiet...

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edccdancer6110
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:31am UTC

And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb. . . .<3
*merry christmas*

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gdinuzzo
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:33am UTC

How could I know that everything u say
are lies about devotion and desire?
And I know the spark inside your eyes
was just the match I used to set myself on fire.

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edccdancer6110
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:34am UTC

The best kind of love is when you miss them and they're right next to you...

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RAWRidiot
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:35am UTC

Your eyes
they flow
from all the pain i caused.
I lost my cause
I only broke your heart
alone i cry.
I tried so hard to break you
I love you
I hate you
why won't you let me go?
-Brokencyde

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sourandsweetcutie147
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:38am UTC

Most of our life is a series of images
They pass us by like towns on the highway.
But sometimes, a moment stuns us as it
happens. And we know that this instant is
more than a fleeting image. We know that
this moment... every part of it... will live on forever.

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RAWRidiot
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:41am UTC

The tears come crashing down
-Brokencyde

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edccdancer6110
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:41am UTC

Remember .. love isn't going to last forever .. people move on and die off .. but Bella and Edward .. yeah thats a different story <3

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hixsoccerchick14
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:42am UTC

Christmas Countdownnn:
0 days til Christmas Eve
0 til Christmas day
:] ! <!3
MERRY CHRISTMAS !

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xxtrackstarxox
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:44am UTC

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. ..
-10 rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

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xxtrackstarxox
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:46am UTC

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.....
-10 rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

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zavidowxox5
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:46am UTC

I LOVE MY...
crazy
wild
weird
funny
gorgeous
stylish
FRIENDS!

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xxtrackstarxox
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:48am UTC

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
-10 rules for dating my Teenage Daughter

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edccdancer6110
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:50am UTC

You need to look in the mirror. because boy you need to relize .. you made a HUGE mistake </3

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xxtrackstarxox
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:50am UTC

Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
-10 Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

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xxtrackstarxox
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:52am UTC

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
-10 Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

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TwilightXoLovee
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:52am UTC

And she cries
because word at school is
he's finally taken.

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xoixlovexemilyox
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 10:53am UTC

now every time it thunders.,
i think vampires are playing
baseball!.(:

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