Do not
lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied,
balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on
issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless
god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going
and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth. I have a
shotgun, a shovel, and
five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with
me.
-10 Rules For Dating My
Teenage Daughter
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged,
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