Quotes added on Wednesday, July 16 2008

xo33abercrombie
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July 16, 2008 6:12am UTC

You and your twisted wordsYour help just hurtsYou are not what I thought you were</3

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Loveitxo
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July 16, 2008 6:20am UTC

if i fall for you.will you catch me?<3

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xo33abercrombie
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July 16, 2008 6:20am UTC

dont you get it i'm not going anywhere with you tonight 'cos this is my life

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shawtiie62
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July 16, 2008 6:21am UTC

i remember when you told me;;to live like im dieng and not to close my eyes while everything burns. what are we waiting for.?these years are dieing slowly.

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breebabyyx0
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July 16, 2008 6:22am UTC

ill lost my number, can i get yours? <<---------------------------- <3

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:24am UTC

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

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xxDrewlooksxx
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July 16, 2008 6:25am UTC

Web Images Maps News Shopping Gmail more Google_____________________I_reallysexy_______________IDid you mean: joe or nick jonas?

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:25am UTC

Neverlet yesterdays disappointments overshadow tomorrows dreams

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:27am UTC

There once was a bear & a rabbit that hated each other. One day they
found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The
bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this
forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
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July 16, 2008 6:28am UTC

He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he
would love her til the las rose died.

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:29am UTC

Instructions are dumb
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As oposed to what? Outer space?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(what else were you supposed to do with them?)

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:30am UTC

The freshmen girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy, the
sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl,
the Junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man, the
senior man, all hott and wild, secretly loves the freshmen child.

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xx_tinkerbell_xx
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:30am UTC

Me and my girliess...were the people you wish you could bee...we know ur jealous, you cant help itttwe are just sooooo irrisistible[i.n.t.i.t.a.l.s.h.e.r.e.]<3*change the colors if you want

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breebabyyx0
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July 16, 2008 6:37am UTC

he handed her a dozen roseseleven real and one fakehe told her he would love her till the last rose dies...

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lilbaybeevicky
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:43am UTC

I have skittles in my mouth..Wanna taste the rainbowOooft yeah ;) x

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breebabyyx0
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:44am UTC

he walks past me,cant he tell that i cant breathe

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shawtiie62
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:44am UTC

My hands shake cause today,
i know you're gonna break my heart and,
my life [[ w i t h o u t ]] you in it
is a life thats not worth living.
i'll be strong but i wish i was someone else,
anyone but me tonight

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bUrNiNgUP4JoeJonasBABY
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:50am UTC

SHAKE - SHAKE;;shake, shake, it-shake it by metro station

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ONETREEHILLXO9
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July 16, 2008 6:51am UTC

SUMMER [ '08 gonna be great ]

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tiiffanyyxxo
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July 16, 2008 7:20am UTC

Being beautiful is something specialbut it comes with a price.Every beautiful girl has a jelous hater on their territory.make it pretty :] all me ^^

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