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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
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August 11, 2008 6:16am UTC

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate
them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ...
it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the
world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things
without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable
consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them
for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not
of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

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August 11, 2008 6:12am UTC

There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they
found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The
bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this
forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

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July 16, 2008 6:30am UTC

The freshmen girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy, the
sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl,
the Junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man, the
senior man, all hott and wild, secretly loves the freshmen child.

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:29am UTC

Instructions are dumb
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As oposed to what? Outer space?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(what else were you supposed to do with them?)

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
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July 16, 2008 6:28am UTC

He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he
would love her til the las rose died.

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July 16, 2008 6:27am UTC

There once was a bear & a rabbit that hated each other. One day they
found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The
bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this
forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

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FLIPPITY0FLOPPIN
posted a quote
July 16, 2008 6:25am UTC

Neverlet yesterdays disappointments overshadow tomorrows dreams

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July 16, 2008 6:24am UTC

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

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posted a quote
July 15, 2008 6:46am UTC

Don't Give upjust rememberpros built the titanicametuers built the ark

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July 14, 2008 8:35am UTC

how to have 8 names...YOUR REAL NAME:YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parents middle names)YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)Change these names to yours and put this in your pro!!!

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July 14, 2008 8:32am UTC

----00-00----please ---00---00---put this ---00---00---in ---00---00---your ----00-00----pro -----000-----if u no ---00---00---someone who died -00-------00-of cancer

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