ok one time one of my best friends long time boyfriend broke up with her. and when she told me everything, i told her "girl, your pain is nothing lik what he is gonna get tomorrow
what hurts the most was being so close. &+ having so much to say;; &+ watching you walk away. &+ never knowing;; what could have been. &+ not seeing that love in you;; is what i was trying to do.* [ ( what hurts the most. rascal flatts.* ) ]
Flatter me, & I may not believe you. Criticize me, & I may not like you. Ignore me, & I may not forgive you. Encourage me, & I will not forget you. Love me, & I may be forced to love you.
You know it's gonna be a bad day when... the sun comes up in the west. you jump out of bed and miss the floor. the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. you put both contact lenses in the same eye. your pet rock snaps at you. the blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. your income tax refund check bounces. you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. Suicide Prevention puts you on hold...
See there's this guy, and I like him. He's not cute, sweet smart, or talented in any way. I bet you can see why I like him, huh? Well, I mean, why wouldn't you like him too? You have everything in common!
There is this boy that wanted to have an away message all about him. So i decided to make him one. So this away message is deticated to....crap i forgot his name. Oh well
Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but speeled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read Dearest Wife, I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.