You know it's gonna be a bad day when...
the sun comes up in the west.
you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
your pet rock snaps at you.
the blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
your income tax refund check bounces.
you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
Suicide Prevention puts you on hold...
