If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, don't they know they're really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not!
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
Is extraordinary just more ordinary than usual?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
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