Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?

If Dracula has no reflection, why did he always had such a straight parting in his hair?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?