yousaf's Quotes

yousaf
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July 19, 2011 2:23pm UTC

Clap at the end of a performance,
But it wasn't done.

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yousaf
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July 19, 2011 2:19pm UTC

You sit on a automatic toilet flusher,
The toilet flushes,
But you weren't finished yet

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yousaf
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July 19, 2011 2:15pm UTC

Playing hide and go seek,
And finding a really good spot,
Then having to go to pee.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 7:11am UTC

I left my phone in a dirty pair of pants,
My mom washed them without noticing.

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yousaf
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July 18, 2011 9:16pm UTC

Wait in line for a ride for an hour,
Ride: 1 minute

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 9:12pm UTC

Prank call your bestfriend,
Misdial the number,
Old lady calls cops.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Wait forever for youtube video to load,
[Change to fullscreen,]
Loading starts over.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 8:54pm UTC

Finishing your plate first at a buffet,
And not waiting to get more alone

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yousaf
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July 18, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Eating a bag of chips,
And not being able to listen to the t.v.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 8:40pm UTC

You jump in your bed,
But forget to turn off the lights.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 8:36pm UTC

Someone constantly reminds you to do something,
But you forget to do it any way.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 8:32pm UTC

A closet full of clothes,
And nothing to wear.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 8:26pm UTC

Buying a videogame for $60,
Then a month later,
Seeing it for half price,
At the same store.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Opening a lot of tabs on your browser,
Then not knowing from which tab sound is coming from

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Watching t.v. in the middle of the night.
Volume:16 to low
Volume:17 to high

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 8:37pm UTC

Purposly writing "not my quote" in such tiny letters so no one could see it.

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yousaf
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 9:49pm UTC

when life throws a lemon at you...
throw it back,
and say "I'M NOT TAKING ANY ATTITUDE FROM YOU"

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yousaf
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:09pm UTC

How come some people eat like a FREAKE'N COW yet there so skinny
[tell me your secret]

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yousaf
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 10:13pm UTC

I love you,
your perfect,
now change.

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yousaf
posted a quote
March 9, 2011 8:21pm UTC

I wonder if,
our parents go on
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