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1. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:48pm UTC
   Miss school for one day,
   Find out the class was doing awsome.
   
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2. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:44pm UTC
   Get into an argument,
   Realize your wrong,
   But keep arguing.
   
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3. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:40pm UTC
   Changed an answer on the test,
   You find out original answer was right,
   After the teacher grades it.
   
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4. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:35pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:27pm UTC
   Send a serious text message to your friend,
   Misspelled a word,
   And now its not so serious.
   
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6. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:23pm UTC
   Texting your friend,
   And waiting for an answer,
   Then realizing you forgot to press send.
   
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7. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:17pm UTC
   Your friend complains about being bad at a game,
   She\He beats you.
   
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8. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:13pm UTC
   Use a blender,
   But forget to put on lid.
   
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9. yousaf
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   July 19, 2011 4:08pm UTC
   Put something important in a safe place,
   But later you forget the safe place.
   
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10. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    You decide to make a nice dinner for your family when they're out.
    They call you and ask what you want from Mc.Donald's.
    
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11. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    Wave to a friend,
    They don't see you,
    But everyone else dose.
    
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12. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    Put on your favorite shirt,
    Spill milk on it during breakfast.
    
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13. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Put up your hand for a high-five,
    With such enthusiasm,
    Get rejected.
    Lonely hand =[
    
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14. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    Playing tag with your friends,
    Running as fast as you can,
    And the person who is it still tags you.
    
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15. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Getting a song stuck in you head,
    Only memorize a line of it,
    But still keep on singing that one line all day.
    
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16. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    Learn to do something really cool,
    Show it to other people,
    But totally screw it up.
    
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17. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    To hot with a blanket,
    To cold without it.
    
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18. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    Laying in bed texting,
    Then you drop your phone on your face.
    
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19. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    Being happy that school ended,
    Then realizing that you have nothing to do during summer.
    
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20. yousaf
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    July 19, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Push a door,
    But it says pull.
    Pull a door but,
    It says push.
    
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