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  1. xoleeshh xoleeshh
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Every time I think about you
    I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me you would.
    - - -

  2. cndcdancer97 cndcdancer97
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    What's the difference between promises and memories?
    We break promises, where as memories break us.
    tumblr

  3. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    wakes up late: yolo
    fails test: yolo
    embarrasses self publicly: yolo
    murders someone: yolo
    is on america's most wanted: yolo
    goes to jail: yolo
    is on death row: yolo
    gets executed: yolo

  4. countrygirl26 countrygirl26
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
    Rapunzel tries to whip her hair back and forth.

  5. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:09pm UTC
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  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Friends: Oh my God, my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.
    Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.

  7. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Student obtained 0% in an exam,
    But he didn't answer any question wrong !
    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    His Last Battle.
    Q2. Where was the Decleration of Independence signed?
    At the bottom of the page.
    Q3River Ravi flows in which state?
    Liquid.
    Q4.What is the main reason for divorce?
    Marriage
    Q5.What is the main reason for failure?
    Exams.
    Q.6,What can you never have for breakfast?
    Lunch and dinner.
    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    The other half.
    Q8If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
    It will simply become wet
    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    No problem, he sleeps at night.
    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    You will never find an elephant with only one hand.
    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    Very large hands.
    Q12. If it took 8 men six hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
    No time at all, the wall is already built.
    Q13. How can you drop a raw egg on to a concrete floor without cracking it?
    Any way you want, it is very hard to crack a concrete floor.
    After reading this, , Examiner Fainted!

  8. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Me: ugh I really need to lose weight. from now on, no more junk food.
    Bag of Chips: hey baby come over here and open me up, you know you want to (;
    Me:
    Bag of Chips:
    Me:
    Bag of Chips:
    Me: well alright
    © format and quote by: h0peful

  9. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Instead of using "LOL",
    use "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL"
    laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
    -teenager posts

  10. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    You wanna know what I hate?
    We used to text every day. Every single freaking day. Now,
    I’m lucky if I hear from you once every week or two. And on
    that rare occasion when we actually do talk. It’s like I have to
    force the conversation. You make me feel like I’m some
    kind of annoyance in your life now, when I used
    to be so important. That’s what I hate.

  11. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    it all comes down to the last person you think of at night.
    that's where your heart is.

  12. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Ariel from the Little Mermaid
    Hmm. A hand-me down sail, red hair, and an interest with muggle items.
    MUST BE A WEASLEY.

  13. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    Lets play truth or dare.
    truth, you tell me how you feel.
    dare, you prove it.

  14. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    be my valentine?
    yes or yes

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    O W D
    Obessive Witty Disorder
    Who else has it besides me?

  16. xxxskaterxxx xxxskaterxxx
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 3:08pm UTC
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  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    You never realize,
    how much you love someone, until you watch them love someone else.
    i

  18. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Sometimes things can seem so perfect.
    and then in a split second. It all comes up and blows back
    in your face. making you remember nothing ever works out
    for you. Something always effs up your ''perfect thing.''

  19. coraarosee coraarosee
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    superbowl?
    lol, you got to be kidding me guys.
    THERE'S A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL MARATHON TONIGHT.
    (:

  20. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Pistanthrophobia
    The fear of trusting someone..

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