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Student obtained 0% in an exam,

But he didn't answer any question wrong !

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
His Last Battle.

Q2. Where was the Decleration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page.

Q3River Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid.

Q4.What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage

Q5.What is the main reason for failure?
Exams.

Q.6,What can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
The other half.

Q8If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant with only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.

Q12. If it took 8 men six hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg on to a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, it is very hard to crack a concrete floor.

After reading this, , Examiner Fainted!

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