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  1. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    That funny moment when you're watching One Direction's performance of One Thing on Saturday Night Live and the first think you see is Zayn poking Harry's cheek.

  2. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered what would happen if parents could read minds?
    Most of us would either be in Juvenile Hall or a mental institute.

  3. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Every time I listen to Moments, I start bawling my eyes out. Yet I always replay that song again and again because no matter how sad it is, it's just such an amazing song! <3
    Fave if you know what I'm talking about.

  4. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you find out that Zayn Malik's name is really spelled Zain and that the directionaters were right without even knowing it...

  5. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:11am UTC
    That amazing moment when the first person to follow you on twitter is Harry Styles <3

  6. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge,
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    Fave if you remember this :)

  7. yay4yana yay4yana
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    May 1, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Have you ever wondered?
    What do they call French kissing in France?
    Do they have french fries in France?
    Do people in France call french toast just toast?
    If we get goosebumps, do geese get human bumps?

  8. yay4yana yay4yana
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    April 30, 2012 11:58pm UTC
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  9. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Me: What kind of mouse walks on two legs?
    Little sister: I don't know. What?
    Me: Mickey Mouse. What kind of duck walks on two legs?
    Little sister: Donald Duck?
    Me; No, all ducks, silly.

  10. yay4yana yay4yana
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    April 30, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    I was eating breakfast with my family and we were eating cereal, so I started eating with a fork instead of a spoon...
    My mom: Why can't you just eat with a spoon like a normal person?
    Me: Because Liam is afraid of spoons.
    My mom: Who's Liam?
    Me: One of your future son in laws.
    My mom:...

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