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  1. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    I'm going to the One Direction concert next summer! I already bought the ticket and its an amazing seat! I'm so excited. And I'll be even more excited if my best friend can go with me!!!

  2. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    One Direction: We are not gay.
    Directioners: Everyone else in the room can see it. Everyone else but you.
    nmq

  3. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    When a teacher threatens to keep you in during lunch,
    That's basically them asking you out...

  4. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    I like my men like I like my tea.
    Hot and British with a little Irish cream.
    nmq

  5. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:58pm UTC
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  6. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Today I bought a pack of salted nuts.
    On the pack it said "Warning, May Contain Nuts."
    Well I would be pretty disappointed if I opened it up and a sock fell out.

  7. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Psychological Fact:
    When a person shows up in your dream,
    it's because that person misses you.
    One Direction misses me!!

  8. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    R e m o v e t h e l o v e t r i a n g l e,
    and the Hunger Games is about a televised fight to the death.
    Remove the love triangle,
    and Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.

  9. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Once, Niall and Liam were messing around
    and accidentally kissed.

  10. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    Louis dedicated "More Than This" to Eleanor,
    and Niall dedicated "I Want" to Nandos.

  11. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Interviewer: So do you like skinny girls or curvy girls?
    Louis: I like naked girls.
    Oh Lou, what are we going to do with you?

  12. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    My conversation with Cleverbot today:
    User: Carrots.
    Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
    User: Louis loves carrots.
    Cleverbot: Louis loves harry.
    User: Liam loves niall.
    Cleverbot: Zayn loves Liam!
    User: Zayn loves zayn.
    Cleverbot: Liam loves turtles.
    User: Liam hates spoons.
    Cleverbot: Niall loves food.
    User: Louis loves kevin.
    Cleverbot: Louis loves Harry and wants his gravy.

  13. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    So this is the first chapter of my story. Let me know what you think about it please...
    "Attention all students," I hear the principal, Mr. Woods announce over the school loudspeaker. "Everyone, listen, I have some important news. The famous rock star, Jesse Rox, is coming over to our school today to give us a small concert..." He droned on, but I didn't hear the rest. Everyone was screaming and yelling, "Woo-hoo! Jesse Rox is coming," and "Oh my god! I love Jesse Rox! I wonder if I can get his autograph!" Mostly it was the girls screaming and yelling, but the guys were excited too. "Dude, I wonder if he'll teach me to do a couple of chords on his guitar," one guy said. "Man, he's like a legend," said another. I was the only one calm, and people noticed. I wonder if this is why it's so hard to keep a secret.

  14. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    I wrote this story but I don't know if its any good. If I get 15 faves, I'll post it on here. If I do post it, I would love to get some opinions on it...

  15. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I was talking to my mom about One Direction about a funny thing one of them said in an interview...
    My Mom: Do you realize that all their interviews and photos were all staged and that they were told to say everything that they did?
    Me: Mom, you may leave now...
    Mom: But...
    Me: Now! Goodbye!

  16. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I wanted to play a One Direction song at my wedding, but then I realized how awkward it would be for my husband to listen to his own song at his wedding...

  17. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    At my grandparents' house and there is no phone connection, and my phone is pretty much out of battery and I'm so bored. And their computer is messed up so I can't see the top bar on Witty, with the notifications and account info...

  18. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Sitting in the car listening to a sad song and looking out the window pretending to be in a music video...

  19. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:53am UTC
    Whenever I'm sad,
    I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
    -Liam Payne

  20. yay4yana yay4yana
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    In math today,
    we were watching The Princess and the Frog,
    and throughout the whole movie,
    I was imagining that Harry was the princess,
    and Louis was the prince.
    It made the whole movie a lot more interesting.

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