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SiNgForEvEr797
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November 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC

i just found out
my dad has cancer.
stay strong dady<3
i love you

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mayday
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February 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you're taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off.
notminecredittowhoever

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BravoSierra
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February 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Hello Mr. and Mrs. Explorer.
We're from Social Services. We're here to talk to you about Dora.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Have you ever seen graffiti on a high bridge and thought to yourself,
"How the hell did they get up there?"

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yourcool
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February 21, 2012 3:49pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
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February 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Think of a positive number.
Double it.
Add six.
Half it.
Take away the number you started with.
i bet your answer is three.

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itsalyssa_rawr
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Q is just an o, with swag.

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lucyyyloo
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:18pm UTC

the only f at thing
about adele, is her
paycheck.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:14pm UTC

they keep saying the right person will come along,
i think mine got hit by a truck.

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funnybunny4
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 2:45pm UTC

"You remind me of barbie."
"Why? Because I'm tall and beautiful?"
"No, because you're plastic and brainless."
Credit: JenMigdalia14

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 2:59pm UTC

That awesome moment when
you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you(:

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
We all know that one person
Who is extra hyper in the morning.

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Pegasister18
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February 20, 2012 1:47pm UTC

¿uʍop ǝpısdn sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯosǝʍɐ os ʇsnf noʎ ǝɹɐ 'ɹo ¿pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɹo ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ǝɥʇ dıןɟ noʎ pıp ˙˙˙os
Format By: Pegasister18

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2012 3:59pm UTC

I told the monster if he ever came out of my closet, he would be gay.
That takes care of that.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Admit it.. You want to know what
the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is, too.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Whatever happened to the Krusty Krab 2?

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Dude, that camping trip was
In tents
fave if you get it (;

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sayheyilyx
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February 20, 2012 1:38pm UTC

M i c h a e l d i e d & t h e B e t A w a r d s c h a n g e d .
Whitney died & the Grammys changed.
Jesus Died & he is still waiting on the world to change.

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yourcool
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February 20, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Graduation Speech of 2012:
I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:54pm UTC

I don't know how people get eaten by sharks...
I mean how do you not hear the music?

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