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  4. samantha72499 samantha72499
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    December 29, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    what comes after the letter T?"
    normal people: "U"
    me: "Wait. A, B, C, D, E, F, G....."


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  6. xxkkkrazexx xxkkkrazexx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Your Best Friend Stewie Griffin, and he's always gonna be there for you.

  7. MechanicalBride * MechanicalBride *
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    December 29, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    A broken heart,
    is like a broken mirror
    it's better to leave it broken than hurting yourself fixing it .

  8. xobroken98 xobroken98
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    December 29, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Confession #17
    I can remember the lyrics of a song in such a short period of time(:

  9. BeingTrueWhileSomeoneIsWatchingYou BeingTrueWhileSomeoneIsWatchingYou
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Remember the old witty #12
    When the format didn't matter, only the quoting;
    send submissions in the askbox of scar-fs.tumblr.com

  10. chloeForever1688 chloeForever1688
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    I wish we could Google ♥How a certain person feels about us ♥

  11. GenesisCarmil GenesisCarmil
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Don't hate,
    CELEBRATE

  12. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    nmf/myquote,bizzlebelles
    Him: Why are you still single?
    Her: Because the boy i love doesnt like me </3 how are you still single?
    Him: Because the girl i love thinks i don't like her </3

  13. PostSecrets11 PostSecrets11
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    March 24, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    Secret #1
    I have a weird, un-healthy crush on Naruto.


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  16. xxxLiveLaughLovexxx xxxLiveLaughLovexxx
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    August 29, 2011 3:52am UTC
    Us Verses The World
    Chapter Thirteen
    Part 2
    Cindy's P.O.V
    I was so excited, and proud of myself that I thought of this by myself. I could make money, and have fun at the same time. Win win for Cindy! I was so excited, I couldn't wait, so I threw on the jean shorts and started my search for a strip club. After a hour walking, I still didn't get any luck. But I did get some nasty looks from people, but I really didn't care. They have their ways of making money, and I have mine. I searched for a little longer, and thanked my lucky stars when I finally found one. I was about 25 blocks from my "house," but this would be worth it. I stepped inside, and everyone had their eyes on me. I did a little smirk, and asked for the manager. A guy, no older then 40, stepped up.
    "That would be me, my names John. Nice to meet you." he held out his hand to shake mine, but his eyes were fully focused on my chest.
    I smiled, and shook his hand. "Hi, my names Cindy, and I was wondering if you had any jobs open for a stripper or a pole dancer."
    His smile turned into a frown, "Sorry, but we actually don't-"
    "John! Come here for a sec.." Another guy said, he told me he'd be right back and walked over. I leaned up against the bar and overheard them talking.
    "What's up?"
    "Are you f**king stupid! Hire her!"
    "But we don't need anymore dancers!"
    "Dude, look at her! She's sexy from head to toe! She's 100% perfect!"
    " I understand that bu-"
    "Look J, drop someone else and hire her. I got a feeling about this girl, she can really put your place into business."
    "... Well now that you mention it, Vanessa has been slacking."
    I couldn't help but smile, I was staring at the floor, so my hair was covering my face. Soon I saw a pair of shoes in front of me, and looked up to see John.
    "Okay, here's the deal. Come back around 1:30 tomorrow, and we'll see what you got. Sound good?"
    I grinned, "Music to my ears."
    He chuckled, "Your audition is going to include lap dancing and pole dancing, be prepared."
    "Yes sir." I replied with a smirk.
    "See you then sexy." He took one more scan of me, and walked away with a smile.
    I did the same, and walked down the street, when I was out of view from the club, I took a running start and did a leap of happiness, "YES!" I twirled around like a idiot on the way back to my home, giggling to myself in joy. People stared, but I couldn't care less.
    Nothing could ruin this day.
    Note: Hey everyone! Soooo just wanted to let you know that Hurricane Irene is gone for good, and everything's ok! :D The power's still playing the on and off game tho, but currently it's on, so let's hope it stays like that! Anyways, the story's really starting to kick up now, I hope you enjoy it :) Thanks for reading!<33


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  18. redapplecandy redapplecandy
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    August 29, 2011 1:52pm UTC
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  19. spidermanxlove15 spidermanxlove15
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    Story of A Demon
    Chapter 3
    We got far enough away from the village and covered our tracks, now it was time to get to business.
    “Okay then. You’re Damon, and I am Kahlen. Tell me how you matched my speed. No one ever has. And don’t say I won’t believe you, because I have been going through a lot of stuff you wouldn’t believe. So start talking.” I said, almost angry.
    “Well, I guess I should start with this,” he started, “I am not a normal boy. I was told to find someone, but I don’t know who. My parents lied to me all my life about who I am. So I don’t know who I am ---“
    I stopped him from talking and started in,
    “Woah, woah, woah. How did you know that about me? I am going through the exact same thing. I have to find… Nevermind. Why am I telling you this? I was told to trust no one. Well whatever, I have to find the white wolf. I have no idea how I am going to do this..”
    His eyes widened in surprise, and he gulped,
    “The white wolf? Uh, that’s me…”
    I stared at him, dumbfounded.
    “No way. No. You can’t be. You’re not a wolf at all. NOT AT ALL! I trusted you! Why would you use my own story against me?!?”
    He was talking, more calm now, “It’s fine, I understand. I told you that you wouldn’t believe me.”
    He stood up, and started growling a low growl in the pit of his stomach, then he was closer to me, almost guarding me. Then I heard it, someone was hunting us. I heard the arrow slice against the string, and then I saw it coming toward us. He grabbed me, and formed a cage over me as the arrow shot by my face. That’s when we heard it. More people hunting us.
    “Kahlen, go! Now! I will catch up to you!”
    “Damon, no. I will stay and fight. I won’t let them get away with this!”
    I pulled out my bow and arrows, and shot them into the darkness, and listened as the bodies fell to the ground. When I felt that it was safe enough, I ran to one of the bodies. He was a knight, sent by the king. We needed to get out of here right now. Tonight was just the start of a massacre.
    “Damon!” I screamed, “Damon! We need to run, NOW!”
    We began running again, our pace seemed to be faster, and all I could hear now was my heartbeat racing as I was being hunted down.
    Apparently I hadn’t finished the job of killing them, and the next thing I knew there was an arrow through my shoulder. I hadn’t ever been shot before. I was caught off guard, and the only thing I remember was blacking out. I fell to the ground, and with a thud, I was out.
    My eyes opened, and my shoulder started to ache. All I could see around me were shades of green blurring into one. I was running, but how? I’m not moving… I sit up and realize that I am on a wolf, solid white. My eyes widened as I realized he was telling the truth. It was Damon. He saved me.

  20. spidermanxlove15 spidermanxlove15
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Story of A Demon
    Prologue
    The stench of blood filled the air; an ear piercing scream was heard through the village. People scurrying to get off the streets and into the safety of their own home. He was on the way. More screams filled the streets, as the king shoved aside everyone. His loud voice silenced the whispers of the village people. Only one woman made an escape to her fathers house in an unknown village.
    “No women here, sir.” Said the kings men,
    “SEARCH THE NEXT HOUSE THEN! THIS BABY CANNOT BE BORN!” hissed the king.
    The words of Sheerah filled his mind, ‘A baby girl, first born, will be a reincarnation of the great wolf spirit, she knows what you have been doing. She knows all about you. She will come for you and kill you, trust no one.’
    Running faster, faster now as the lights began to dim, and the cries for help were silenced. The woman made her way, sneaking through the forest to her fathers house, where finally, she would give birth to her baby. Only there, would her baby be safe.
    This is my new story... comment? let me know if you like it.. I have the first chapter done also.

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