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Kanerpop
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

"Class Rules!"
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 4:54pm UTC

I'm thankful for
Headphones.

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wiild_and_free
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 3:23pm UTC

When you like like someone
...but your friends disaprove.

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Katherinee
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:56am UTC

A dad cooks a deer and doesn't tells his
kids what it is.
he gave them a clue'it's what your mother calls me'
One of the kid yells out 'Don't eat it it's a f*cking d*ck ! '

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CandyBurst
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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gymtastics21
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 6:02pm UTC

6 months after I was born,my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer.Going to chemo with her every Thursday was normal for me as a toddler.I never thought of her as any different as the other parents.Then the summer before 5th grade, she got really sick. I still thought she was as beautiful as ever.I found out I had won class president in 5th grade.So I went home to tell my mom.She used every ounce of strength to smile and high-five me.Then I went to my friend's house.Where I was later called home.My father told me,"Honey, mommy isn't with us anymore."So now, here I am in 8th grade, class president.And I can feel my mommy high fiving and smiling at me from heaven.I love you mommy<3

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TheAwesomist
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 2:17pm UTC

How many times have you typed, "I'm okay" while crying?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Attention Witty
April 30th is No One Direction Day!
KEEP YOUR FANATIC POSTS OFF!

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lexi1020
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 9:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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loveelastssforeverr
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:05pm UTC

LOL.
i have a better chance at finding waldo than a boyfriend..

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LoveLikeWoe11223
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 8:29am UTC

umbl
Fave this quote, if you think just a kiss is still cheating. . . <'3

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LifeThruMyEyes
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Whenever I hear somebody say "Chicago,"
I always sing it like Trina from Victorious.
n m f

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LaceyyLee21
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 2:38pm UTC

& Who Else
has stuck two pringles in their mouth and pretended to be a duck?

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drizzyyo
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 3:07pm UTC

admit it..
when you first joined witty,
you thought,
"• pending moderation •"
was a quote too.

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Katherine *
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 12:30pm UTC

The old witty;
○ advice ○ away mesgs ○ break up ○ celeb of the moment
○ famous ○ flirty ○ friendship ○ funny
○ holiday ○ inspirational ○ love ○ lyrics
○ pictures ○ poems ○ request ○ school
○ sports ○ story ○ survey and quizzes ○ vent
The ''new'' witty;
○ pending moderation
○ One Direction
○ The Hunger Games
. . .

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_StillKidrauhl
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Fav for One Direction.
Commnt for Hunger Games.
Comment "both" for both.
#Curious

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LilMissEpic15
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC

On April 6th, it will be Witty Profiles's 9th birthday.
We all love that Steve created the site; let's show him the love with this quote <3

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OctoberDiving
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Highlight below if your name is Sarah.
now favorite if your name isn't Sarah.

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Emo_gurlieXDDDD
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 10:05am UTC

LIKE If You . . .
Brush your Teeth Keep Scrolling If
You Dont

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loveeyouhh
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 5:13pm UTC

3 things you cannot do;
1. count your hair
2. wash your eyes with soap
3. breathe with your tounge out
now put your tounge in your mouth & fav this quote

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