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1. xxbribri97xx
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2012 8:59am UTC
   When WittyProfiles works on
   your school computers>>>
   
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2. xxbribri97xx
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   October 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   Want to move to
   California
   so badd....
   
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3. xxbribri97xx
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   October 14, 2012 4:30pm UTC
   If bob marley was a potato he would be a
   baked potato.
   
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4. xxbribri97xx
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   July 7, 2012 12:23am UTC
   SpongeBob is a absorbent sponge that lives in Bikini Bottom......Tampon?
   Mind Blown
   
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5. xxbribri97xx
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   June 26, 2012 7:13pm UTC
   Dude I wasn't that drunk:
   Dude you were asking my cat why he killed mufasa?
   
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6. xxbribri97xx
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   June 26, 2012 3:31pm UTC
   I don't care if your straight,
   I don't care if you gay,
   I don't care if your lesbian,
   I don't care if your bisexual,
   The only thing that I care about is why do people wear crocs?
   
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7. xxbribri97xx
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   June 25, 2012 2:14am UTC
   Wait if your from Africa,Why are you white?
   Like if you know where this is from
   
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8. xxbribri97xx
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   June 17, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   Their's a snake in my boot.
   like if you know where this is from?!
   
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9. xxbribri97xx
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   June 11, 2012 8:08pm UTC
   A bird in
   the the tree.
   Like if you read it with one (the)?!
   
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10. xxbribri97xx
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    June 3, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    That's so fetch.
    Like if you know where this is from.
    
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11. xxbribri97xx
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    May 8, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    That annoying moment
    when you have something pointy in your shoe...
    
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12. xxbribri97xx
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 12:27am UTC
    You know what they say
    about guys with big feet
    ...
    Big socks!
    ... ...
    
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13. xxbribri97xx
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    April 21, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    What cho talkin' bout willis?
    
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14. xxbribri97xx
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    April 19, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Everyone brace your self on facebook for 4/20 posts.
    
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15. xxbribri97xx
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Go home Roger.
    Who remembers this?
    
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16. xxbribri97xx
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    March 13, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    That annoying moment when,
    nobody believes you,
    when your actually right.
    
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17. xxbribri97xx
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed that the '&'
    sign look's like a guy dragging his butt
    across the ground??
    
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18. xxbribri97xx
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    February 26, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    When I get bored I text some random number saying
    "just hid the body....now what?"
    
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19. xxbribri97xx
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    February 19, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Sitting in class and looking
    around and wondering who's a
    virgin?
    
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20. xxbribri97xx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    When Adele,
    found someone like you.
    
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