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1. 
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2. eversky
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   July 3, 2012 9:25pm UTC
   Hate to break it to you mom,
   but my friends dont care if my room is messy or not.
   They only care about weather we have food or not.
   
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3. hermione23katniss
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   July 3, 2012 9:45pm UTC
   Remember in Hannah Montana when Miley
   dated Willis but he was only 11 and 3 quarters?
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. hermione23katniss
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   July 3, 2012 10:36pm UTC
   Dropping out of society
   to live in the wilderness as a unicorn.
   
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6. neversaynever16
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   July 3, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   Every teacher before they draw on the board: "I'm not an artist."
   format by neversaynever16
   
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7. Bravosierra*
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   July 3, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   Reasons why I tell my mom yes
   Because I actually care
   To get her to shut up
   
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8. smluvsart
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   June 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC
   did you know #29
   THAT THERE IS A CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLED 'GO THE F*CK TO SLEEP'
   (the author created it when his 2 year-old daughter wouldn't go to sleep)
   should i do a series?
   
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9. yourcool
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   June 27, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   I could be a morning person...
   if morning happened around Noon.
   
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10. anaveragegirl
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    June 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived underwater. ♥
    nmf
    
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11. dancingismylife213
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    June 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Popular girl at my school My new iphone broke :(
    39 minutes ago ·1 comment · 5 likes posted via iphone
    Me Didnt you post this from an iphone...
    17 minutes ago ago · 57 Like
    nmq/nmf
    
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12. neonbubbles
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    June 27, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    doctor:so what kind of birth control are you using?
    me: my appearance
    
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13. jimmy365
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    June 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    ooh, sorry karmas a b*tch. lol:)
    when did you change your name to karma? lol:)
    
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14. Picklypickles*
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    June 27, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B" tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?"
    She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King".
    
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15. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. jimmy365
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    June 27, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Below is a list of all those who have a crush on me:
    format by jimmy365
    
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17. Bravosierra*
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    June 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Singing a song you don't know?
    Its okay,
    That 15 second part you do know is coming up and your gonna ROCK THAT PART
    
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18. soccerloverx03x
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    June 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your gum randomly falls out of your mouth when you're talking to someone
    
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19. WishAmongTheStars
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    June 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    we all have that one teacher,
    who gets sidetracked, and ends up talking about her personal life for the
    rest of the class
    
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20. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Dad
    What are you doing
    being fabulous
    
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