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  1. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  2. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    Eating
    With my crush: *takes a few tiny bites*
    At home, alone: NOM NOM NOM

  3. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    (o.o)
    |
    \|/
    |
    /\
    This is Steve.
    How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG

  4. itsallie0x itsallie0x
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
    Middle School: I love my group of friends!
    Highschool: What are friends
    nmq/f

  5. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Imagine #1
    You and Liam are just messing around at home.
    You're singing to Rihanna.
    You sing "Oh, Na Na what's my name?"
    Liam wraps his arms around you
    and sings, "Oh, Na Na Mrs. Payne.."
    <3
    fave and follow if you think i should do a series(:

  6. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    • pending moderation •
    ^^^
    who else is sick of reading these?

  7. ispeakonlytruth ispeakonlytruth
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    every girl on the planet: OMG ONE DIRECTION IS SO AMAZING AND HOT AND FLAWLESS
    me: lol you must have never seen josh hutcherson

  8. LilWayne145 LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom.
    what she heard: im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal
    drugs and kill people im never coming back i hate you and your cooking
    sucks

  9. msjitterbug98 msjitterbug98
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:21am UTC
    Wanting to change your profile picture
    but looking like crap in every photo.

  10. Quelis Quelis
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Friends: You're beautiful!
    Family: How many boyfriends do you have?
    School people: Oh look, it speaks.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    New Jersey girls are pretty
    New York girls are *s m a r t*. But it takes a Boston girl to win a fella's heart. Florida girls are tan.
    California girls got flow. But if you want the b e s t looking girl, Boston is where you gotta go.
    California girls are wild. Texas girls are fun. But a Boston girl, come on, they're a l w a y s number one.
    Girls will be girls, north, south, east, and west. But we all know, Boston girls are always the best. To
    a n y m a n who reads this &truly wants to know...if you have a Boston girl
    Never let her go

  12. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Fav if you have actually
    fallen asleep in school
    <3
    NOT MY QUOTE

  13. Keep_Smilin Keep_Smilin
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Everyone asks me
    "Why do you like him?"
    Honestly, I have no idea. I just do
    -

  14. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Just wondering,
    How many people are from America and how many from England?
    Fave for America
    Comment for England

  15. Demitriaa_Lee Demitriaa_Lee
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    People say that One Direction are only famous 'cause of their appearance..
    Yeah, I bought their album so I could listen to their faces...

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    I like you.
    I like you, too.
    That's awkward..
    No. Stop. Follow the script or no one is going to favourite this.

  17. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    This is Joseph Kony.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap

  18. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    I used to get all A's.
    I used to love school.
    I used to not wear makeup.
    I used to not straighten my hair.
    I used to go weeks without crying.
    I used to not care if I had a boyfriend.
    I used to not care what anyone thought.
    I used to think everyone was my Best Friend.
    I used to be happy.
    What happened..

  19. SiNgForEvEr797 SiNgForEvEr797
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    When you see all the sexy and buff seniors
    and wonder if the guys in your grade
    will ever look like this
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  20. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 4:57am UTC
    i really fought for you.

:)

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