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  1. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 5:58pm UTC
    I want to go back to the days when my biggest worry was
    someone telling my crush that I wrote their name on my notebook


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 8:47pm UTC
    Remember when Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

  4. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:15am UTC
    I don't know how to survive school anymore, no one does after Ned's Declassified was canceled, it's been hard.

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Me: This quote looks beautiful.
    Me: *submits quote*
    Me: WAIT I COULD'VE USED A DIFFERENT WORD


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. giveasmile giveasmile
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Ha've you wondered?
    Why pizza isn't a vegetable??
    Why!!
    I've been a good person

  8. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Heres to the kids who get called weird and take it as a compliment, but inside hurt.

  9. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Hahaha that's funny. Last timeI heard that
    I laughed so hard,I almost fell off my dinosaur.

  10. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Can you imagine 15 years from now
    you're driving in your car and BSE comes on the radio
    and you start to get emotional and tear up
    then you look at the passenger seat
    seeing Harry trying to hit his high note then you scream
    AND CRASH THE CAR BECAUSE
    HOW THE F//CK DID HARRY GET IN

  11. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    So yesterday my friends started to take off in their car without me and I finally caught up (sprinting I might add) and Hannah opened the backseat door...but Amy was still driving. So I grabbed onto the door...still sprinting...and all of a sudden she slammed on her breaks.......and i flew into the door...hard.

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Cashier: I’m sorry I need ten more cents
    Me: oh god *fumbles around in bag for money* I’m so sorry *drops everything* here just- *pulls out wad of cash* take this fifty

  13. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom

  14. Gia2525 Gia2525
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    I love school…except for the learning part. That part gotta go!

  15. smileschangepeople smileschangepeople
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Reasons why schools should have iPads instead of books~
    * Less weight to carry
    * No ripped pages
    * Kids automatically like them
    * Modern
    * Not as boring to look at
    Sure they're more expensive but hey, I see all pluses here.

  16. Coast2Coast Coast2Coast
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    If you need wifi I feel bad for you son
    I found 99 servers
    but found the password to none
    /shot

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    A moment of silence
    for those who sunburn instead of tan

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    In my drivers ed class my teacher was telling us some excuses people have made for car accidents they've been in and one of them was "The pedestrian didn't know which way to run so I hit him." and omfg I'm screaming

  19. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Next time you think that you're uncool, just remember the most rebel thing i've ever done is when I had my first stardoll account I was nine, so it asked me for my parents email address but I entered my own.

  20. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    I have such a dirty mind I seem like I'm not a virgin.
    Being dirty minded makes everything so much more fun though!

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