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rebecca*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 3:18pm UTC

if i could trade mistakes for sheep,
count me away before you sleep

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:05pm UTC

I LIVE IN A TOWN EVERYONE
--------------------
CLAIMS TO HATE
BUT THEY NEVER SEEM
TO LEAVE.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:17pm UTC

I'm not always rude & sarcastic,
sometimes i'm asleep.

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Live2Run2Live*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 10:34pm UTC

I thought if I could touch this place or feel it, the brokenness inside me might start healing.

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Live2Run2Live*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 10:40pm UTC

Out here its like I'm someone else,
thought that maybe I could find myself.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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happiest*
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July 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Did you know that cats rub their faces
against things
that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
like wow thank you cat

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 6:18pm UTC

I love being home alone
Because I feel like I have so much more freedom.
But in reality all I do differently is listen to music without headphones on.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC

The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:24am UTC

Yes, teacher, I could've done my homework last night. I also could have murdered your family last night. Let's be okay with the fact I did neither.

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:08pm UTC

"They judge me before they even know me.
That's why I'm better off alone."
-Shrek

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:54pm UTC

"I never said she stole my money"
This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the emphasised word.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC

my grandma just told me she always reads the last page of a book first just in case she dies and doesn't make it to the end.

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 2:03pm UTC

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother
because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

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happiest*
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August 11, 2013 3:51pm UTC

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

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glitter162*
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August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I wonder if clouds ever look
down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

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伤*
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August 11, 2013 1:49pm UTC

friend: imagine if someone sent you a list of reasons why they love you
me: why would i want blank paper

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dreamer*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:23am UTC

me: I should go shower now.
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me:Wow f*ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower.

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italiangirl3
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 1:44am UTC

& I wish I could just tell someone, anyone how I feel.
but nobody is willing to listen.

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