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BravoSierra
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March 6, 2012 3:19pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
That awkward moment
When youcan't tell if someone is a guy or a girl.

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_MrsZ_Montana_
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me ❤

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p0lk4d0t5
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 3:29pm UTC

&& Who else disagrees with this
"Competition for the World's Most Beautiful Teenager" contest???

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I wish my eyes could
take photos.

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samanthaluvsya
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Wanna see how many guys are on witty so comment if ur a guy and fav if ur a girl :)

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caitlinr424
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February 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC

When I was younger I couldn’t wait to be older.
BUT THIS ISN’T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Simon says jump.
Simon didn't say land, you're all out.

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC

i dare you to fav this..
and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.
♥

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Tempest*
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Science Class
1% learning
99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff

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c4ndy
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

He saw you. He met you. He wanted you. He liked you. He chased you. He got you. He had you. He loved you. He got bored. He left.

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brianamae
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February 27, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Admit it,at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you werepregnant.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

That millisecond you think
you're going to die when you lean back in your chair a little to far.

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BreKee15
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Life would be perfect if:
-Sweatpants were sexy.
- Junkfood was healthy.
-Nothing was regrettable.
- Mondays were FUN.
- Guys werent confusing.
-Drama didnt exist.
-Goodbyes were only meant until tomorrow.
-Wishes came true.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I can't believe Google is cocky enough
to start guessing after the first letter.

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
*10 minutes later*
Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:51pm UTC

What doesn't kill you
will probably try
again.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC

If you never jumped from one couch to another
to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh wait, I don't care.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Wake up in the morning feeling like:
☐ P. Diddy.
☐ Like a G6.
☑ Burning my school down.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I hate it when I gently toss my phone on my bed
And it decides to ricochet off three walls, knock over my lamp and hit the cat.

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